Nickelback? Your battle anthem is Nickelback?

I guess if you plan to drown the zombies with crappy music it's a good idea.

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Yeah, I was gonna say, you had me and I was enjoying myself, right up until nickelback.

You didn't mention you're last words, I bet they would be “Why the fuck did I choose Nickelback?” then BANG you shoot yourself cause you realize you don't deserve to live.

Come on guys. I wouldn't really choose Nickelback. If the real zombie apocalypse comes, I'm sure all the Nickelback CDs would be burned to keep fires going for those taking refuge in the mountains.

You didn't mention you're last words, I bet they would be “Why the fuck did I choose Nickelback?” then BANG you shoot yourself cause you realize you don't deserve to live.

Come on guys. I wouldn't really choose Nickelback. If the real zombie apocalypse comes, I'm sure all the Nickelback CDs would be burned to keep fires going for those taking refuge in the mountains.

You will not be untouchable…

It will be impossible to secure a mall or a department store against zombies, or for that matter, against other people. If you really do have the supplies to live that long, then you become a target of human looters, as well as zombies. Also, how many bullets do you plan to have for that sniper rifle? If your plan basically involves sitting on a roof and shooting zombies, you will run out of bullets. Also, unless you are one hell of a sniper, you will not be able to hit every zombie. The ones you don’t kill will get in. Zombies will literally wear themselves to pieces tearing down your barricades.

Also, where the fuck will you get a helicopter?

People have already covered how terrible the nickelback thing is… I'd like to throw out the dual dessert eagles… I'm sorry but it makes you sound like you are trying really hard and takes away from the badassery you were going for.

you listen to nickleback.

get the fuck off my internet

Mistake to think costco, a mall, or walmart are impervious. My stronghold would be the airport at the top of catalina island. Helicopter as my vehicle so i can fly into camp pendelton marine base when for the occasional ammo run/medical resupply. M16A1 scoped for the versatility between single shot and decent range, while also being able to go full auto if necessary. Ride of the valkyries is the obvious (and imo best) choice for a battle anthem. Secondary weapon is a Desert eagle as well, 1 bullet. If the M16 can't handle it, nothing will. Sidekick, Charlize Theron. Eye candy is nice and I think I can handle things myself. No need for clothes at all, so no equipment there. Last words? “America, fuck yeah!!”

Oh, forgot to mention for those who don't know, food on catalina would be buffalo (yes theyre there) and fruit/vegetation while farming infrastructure was being set up.

Hahaha, you bastards are all done for when zombies attack…

Last words: “I'm ready, let's get this party started!”
Battle Anthem: Paradise Lost by Minori Chihara
War Cry: “Sneak Attack, BITCH!”
Sidekick: Sergeant Schlock
Primary weapon: Shotgun (if it's far enough you need a scope, you shouldn't be wasting ammo on it).
Secondary weapon: katana (in case you run out of ammo for the shotgun)
Headgear: Brass goggles(steampunk never goes out of fashion)
Clothing: Jeans, long sleeved shirt, and a black cloak.
Location: Anywhere remote, preferably an island with a population of one.
Stronghold: abandoned/decommissioned missile silo.
Vehicle: A pickup with a dirt bike in the back.
Inventory(12 items):
1 Food(a couple years worth)
2 Generic household supplies (toilet paper, cleaning supplies, light bulbs, etc.)
3 Fuel
4 Ammo
5 Welding equipment
6 Machining equipment
7 First aid kit
8: Electronics diagnostic/repair equipment
9: Generator
10: fruit/vegetable seeds, so I'll never run out of food, even if civilization stays dead.
11: My Computer or a library.
12: Radio

vehicle and stronghold would be a boat, preferably a saildboat. primary weapon would be a scoped HK 416, my secondary would be either a crowbar or a clawed hammer. I wouldn't have a sidekick but rather a crew to help man the sailboat. clothing would depend on the area that we've sailed to, but a general requirement would be that it is form fitting so that there is little for zombies to hold on to. Same goes with headgear, everyone must either be able to tuck their hair under their hat or have their head completely shaved. equipment would be fishing poles, lemons and/or oranges, and spare equipment for barter. the battle anthem would be whatever the crew can play on whatever acoustic instruments we have on board. last words(if i was bitten): Shoot me in the head already you bastards. if i wasn't bitten(just sick or whatever): this was my dream and by god i enjoyed every minute of it

My sidekick is Scarlett Johansen.
Vehicle of choice would be a hybrid boat made to run on different fossil fuels and a batteries with solar panels to recharge said batteries.
My home would be said boat with a slighly modified “A-Team” style to it.
Main weapon HK 416 and for a secondary weapon a M16.
Last words are … realistically a lot of swearing followed by an ARRRRGGGHH.
Gear is both warm and cold weather outfits, ample ammo, ample first aid, ample MREs, and something for Scarlett to do while I take care of things.
Battle anthem will be Dragula by Rob Zombie (fitting).
A ginormous amount of porn for trade for whatever I may need.

Nickelback?
Really?
I can't feel sympathy for you if the zombies get you.

Don't you get it? Nickelback would keep the zombies away from me. Kind of like in that movie Mars Attacks when the aliens brains got scrambled with crappy music.

Last words: “ShitshitSHIIIIT! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU”
Battle Anthem: Xtatic Truth (Xtra Loud remix) calms me allowing for better aim
War Cry: …. um. no. what? who the fuck screams before they attack. it's like HEY! Look! I'm attackin' you! you should all come here and OWN me. so no, no war cry. ps: your all stupid
Sidekick: some fat guy i only protected long enough to die when the shit hit the fan and i needed to run away
Primary weapon: AK47 with a scope. reliable as hell, and has a long enough range that you might not have to worry about getting possibly infectious zombie bits on you
Secondary weapon: Spaz 12. i pull this thing out and fire it behind me as i run away when the shit hits the fan
Headgear: Gas mask, or a full headwrap. with eye slits of course. i'm not gonna get infected if i can avoid the shit
Clothing: 2 pairs of long jeans, one over the other, a pair of long boots, possibly supposed to be for women (fuck you, i don't care what you think, im busy staying alive here you dumbass) leather jacket, 2 pairs of shirts, with a hoodie underneath all three, hood up. ps: i live in new york, and it's cold. this is practical.
Location: first well defensible position i can come across. will only move from that spot when i need food or something, will likely be a roof
Stronghold: roof of a somewhat high building, but not the highest in the city, with a REALLY long rope ladder that i can toss over the side
Vehicle: A van or jeep which i covered in all sorts of armor, and made waterproof and really bullet/blow resistant
Inventory(12 items)(contained in backpack, easily detachable):
One Flaregun
12 Flares
6 clips for AK47
Pocket-full of loose rounds for AK47, for reloading clips when i find a temporary safespot
2 Pockets full (aprox 40-50) shotgun shells
First-aid kit

Vehical Inventory:
Box of ammo (any ammo i find, for any weapon, goes in this box if i can pull it off without danger)
Several first-aid kits
6 10 gallon gascans (for emergencies and long treks)
POSSIBLE: 12 more gascans (for stronghold generator)
2 weeks food (mostly ramen)
Camping stove
small pan
4 gallons water
Steel mesh separating driver/passenger seat and back (if i pick up a survivor, he rides back there til i'm certain he's not infected

Stronghold inventory
4 electrical Generators. (redundancy baby)
1 sandbox filled with soil (AKA garden)
3 Uzis (scattered about for unexpected intrusions)
3 Uzi spare clips (next to each Uzi)
1 Gun Rack
1 television set
1 PS3
58 ps3 games
1 Xbox 360
176 xbox 360 games (hell, i aint paying for them)
approx 400 feet of 2×4, 50 nails, 20 screws, and 100 ounces of wood glue (it's my little house i built.)
1 bed
43 small packs of various forms of explosives, 50 feet of twine, nails, glass, anything i could find to make shrapnel, 20 square feet of steel (my defense network, connected directly to)
12 infrared sensors, torn from remotes, 16 circuit boards, acquired from various places, 3 feet of wire, 1 foot solder. (it's my sensor array, infrared network over all points of ingress, including the sides of the building.

one filing cabinet filled with:
drawer 1: Ammo (any and all types. similar to the box in the van)
drawer 2: misc. my “junk drawer”
drawer 3: candy, canned food

One fridge, filled with misc food

One full electric stove
One alarm clock
50 filing cabinets and dresser, plus several dozen assorted boxes filled with non-perishable food.
32 signal flares
4 flare guns
3 sleeping bags, each contained in a tiny metal cage, for survivors to stay in until certain virus is not incubating

200 square feet metal plate, 10 feet low-gauge wire (plate positioned at an angle around the edge of the building, to make it too slippery to climb. wire is connected directly to generator, with a switch between the feed, to trigger if a zombie manages to climb anyways. the perimeter explosives are mostly on top of this

yeah.

i'm gonna make 2 more of these, one for vehicular stuff and one for stronghold stuff lol

My sidekick would either be a German rottweiler, Alaskan Huskey, or any type of attack dog. Vehicle of choice would be a modified SUV or Truck with a secondary back up fuel, I'll probably be moving everywhere so I won't have a location, my stronghold is my SUV/Truck, in my inventory would be first aid kits, extra ammo, food supplies, grenades, road flares, and my handy dandy solar powered PDA/GPS phone. my main weapon of choice would be The M-16A4 red dot scope and grenade launcher attachment with longer ammo clip, my secondary weapon would be a Matsumoto hand made steel Samurai sword, my gear would be Top: a grade A military bullet proof vest(light)with extra pocketing and Bottom: skinny jeans(black) with comfortable running shoes preferable stylish ones. My last words would be something of a movie I guess and my battle anthem would totally be Paint it Black, by The Rolling Stones, I'll listen to this song whenever I get surrounded by a horde of Zombies……….and survive!!!

Another wonderful post! Where do you get this stuff?

If he gets Batman, then I get Chuck Norris.

Every single one of you fagolias are going down in a real zombie apocalypse.

My sidekick: A friend that won’t slow me down in certain scenarios.

Vehichle of choice: Bikes. Silent, chosen over four wheel vehichles. Or the British MK2 Ferret for the large- spaced traveling distances.

Stronghold: Underground nuclear fallout base. Or a large fortified school. With a couple of guards on each corner of the rooftop.

Headwear: Balaclava with goggles.

Clothing: Upper garment: Dark- colored sports armor.
              Lower garment: Sports- armor legwear.
              Footwear: Boots that do not decrease my speed or mobility.

Weapons: 1. M21 with detachable scope and a suppressor.
                2. Black Model 1887, on-the-run weapon.
                3. M1911 silenced.
                4. Wakizashi, shit-hits-the-fan CQB weapon.

Inventory:(NOTE: This is my TRAVEL INVENTORY. If I were to stay in my stronghold, every item listed below would increase tenfold.Travel light.)
               1. 150 rounds for the M21.
               2. 50 Shells for 1887.
               3. 80 rounds for the 1911.
               4. Cleaning kit for all the weapons above.
               5. Two Swiss Army knives.
               6. Full military med-kit.
               7. 6 MRE, 3 days food.
               8. 2 Canteens of water.
               9. Small water- filterer.
              10. General supplies (Toilet paper, yadayadayada.)
              11. Glass shard. (Light signaling.)
              12. Flashlight, 10 batteries.

Last words: Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.

Battle Anthem: Unbelievable by EMF

primary weapon,m14 ebr scoped,secondary weapon,glock 18 silenced,location a farm in england out of the way and able to grow food,stronghold any farm with at least 50 acres near a road,vehicle nothing to over the top i would go for something that i could sleep in if i had to like an R.V so i can carry multiple people,headwear a camoflaged hat ,upper body clothing i would use a bullet proof vest in case i ran into anyone who has a gun and for watever reason wants to shoot me over that i would have a normal jacket ,lowerbody wear normal tracksiut bottoms, sidekick chuck norris because hes bad ass,inventory1) standard first aid kit bandages painkillers ect.2)crowbar for breaking into anywere i need to get into,3) water and plenty,4) alot of ready to eat food rashions ,5)wlakey talkey,6)pocket knife,
last words= fuck sake, battle anthem eye of the tiger