The Face Bank. It Eats Your Money.

Would you let this thing into your home? There is no doubt in my mind, that one day, after weeks, months, maybe years of putting your money into this bank, it’ll take it’s chance, grab your hand, tear it off, and while you flail around on the floor, screaming, in pain, this machine will send a signal to the collective intelligence of it’s kind, thus starting the takeover and Judgment Day.