My sidekick is Batman. That’s right. He’s my sidekick. Vehicle of choice would be a helicopter on the roof of my location. Either a mall, a Walmart, or a Costco. It would be heavily fortified and locked down of course. No need for an inventory when I have a lifetime supply of everything I need. Main weapon would be some sort of sniper rifle. Just to have some fun picking off random zombies from the roof of my stronghold. My secondary weapon would be dual wielded desert eagles. It doesn’t matter what my gear is, I’m untouchable. No need for last words, I’ll die of old age. Battle anthem; Photograph, by Nickelback. I’ll listen to it while staring at old photographs of what the world once was.

Left 4 Dead 2 hits shelves for the Xbox 360 and PC on November 17th!

This emergency zombie kit comes with the essentials, the bare minimum. It comes with a machete, for close combat and a shotgun for when you’re up against multiple flesh craving zombies. The lid to the kit also doubles as a riot shield, so you can block the lunging bites, throw the zombie to the ground, and beat it’s head in.

Keep in mind, these are only the first things you need in order to survive a zombie infestation. Instead of going into detail about shelter, food, and everything else you will need to survive such a thing, I’ll point you in the direction of the book that will save your life. The Zombie Survival Guide. As you can see, it only costs $10 from Amazon.com, and I’m sure you’re willing to spend $10 to survive. I’ve got my copy, I hope you have yours.

I know I’m ready for the zombie apocalypse. I’ve read the official Zombie Survival Guide multiple times. So if you haven’t, don’t come crying to me when a zombie is eating your face off. Do yourself a favor before it’s too late, and buy the Zombie Survival Guide. It’s on sale right now for $10.94 on Amazon.com.

Zombieland hits theaters on October 9th!

With Dead Rising 2 officially announced back in February, the masses have been eagerly awaiting it’s arrival. I’m pretty sure we can all assume the game will be a success. People love killing zombies, and by looking at the pictures and trailers already released, you can see this game is all about that.

There is no official release date yet, but there is talk about multiplayer. Imagine you and a couple friends, running around, slaying zombies, fighting for survival. That sounds like a good, family fun. Watch the trailer below, and be sure to check back for more E3 2009 coverage all week!