My sidekick is Batman. That’s right. He’s my sidekick. Vehicle of choice would be a helicopter on the roof of my location. Either a mall, a Walmart, or a Costco. It would be heavily fortified and locked down of course. No need for an inventory when I have a lifetime supply of everything I need. Main weapon would be some sort of sniper rifle. Just to have some fun picking off random zombies from the roof of my stronghold. My secondary weapon would be dual wielded desert eagles. It doesn’t matter what my gear is, I’m untouchable. No need for last words, I’ll die of old age. Battle anthem; Photograph, by Nickelback. I’m expecting it to cause exploding heads similar to the movie Mars Attacks.
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You never know when a zombie apocalypse might happen. What you do know is, you should always be prepared. At least, you better know; or you might find yourself being eaten alive, waking up dead, and savagely eating and killing your own family to ease your never ending hunger.
This emergency zombie kit comes with the essentials, the bare minimum. It comes with a machete, for close combat and a shotgun for when you’re up against multiple flesh craving zombies. The lid to the kit also doubles as a riot shield, so you can block the lunging bites, throw the zombie to the ground, and beat it’s head in.
Keep in mind, these are only the first things you need in order to survive a zombie infestation. Instead of going into detail about shelter, food, and everything else you will need to survive such a thing, I’ll point you in the direction of the book that will save your life. The Zombie Survival Guide. As you can see, it only costs $10 from Amazon.com, and I’m sure you’re willing to spend $10 to survive. I’ve got my copy, I hope you have yours.
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I know I’m ready for the zombie apocalypse. I’ve read the official Zombie Survival Guide multiple times. So if you haven’t, don’t come crying to me when a zombie is eating your face off. Do yourself a favor before it’s too late, and buy the Zombie Survival Guide. It’s on sale right now for $10.94 on Amazon.com.
Zombieland hits theaters on October 9th!
A fan made Portal movie.
The opening cinematic from Gears of War 3!
Didn’t you ever wonder…?
Captain Picard chooses sides in the smartphone war.
