You never know when a zombie apocalypse might happen. What you do know is, you should always be prepared. At least, you better know; or you might find yourself being eaten alive, waking up dead, and savagely eating and killing your own family to ease your never ending hunger.
This emergency zombie kit comes with the essentials, the bare minimum. It comes with a machete, for close combat and a shotgun for when you’re up against multiple flesh craving zombies. The lid to the kit also doubles as a riot shield, so you can block the lunging bites, throw the zombie to the ground, and beat it’s head in.
Keep in mind, these are only the first things you need in order to survive a zombie infestation. Instead of going into detail about shelter, food, and everything else you will need to survive such a thing, I’ll point you in the direction of the book that will save your life. The Zombie Survival Guide. As you can see, it only costs $10 from Amazon.com, and I’m sure you’re willing to spend $10 to survive. I’ve got my copy, I hope you have yours.
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I’m not sure who started this organization, but I give him or her praise for committing to do the dirty work, to do the things nobody else wants to do. Killing the zombies is the fun part. Nobody ever stops to think what to do with the rotten corpse afterward. Keeping the world clean, one zombie body at a time.
Zombieland hits theaters on October 2nd!
Check out the latest trailer for Zombieland! This is the new red band trailer, but if you haven’t seen it yet, watch the first Zombieland trailer as well.
There can never be enough zombie movies; never! I’m not sure which is funnier, the trailer, or the fact that Woody Harrelson is the main zombie killing badass.
I hope this movie can live up to the king of zombie parodies, Shaun of the Dead. Even though Shaun of the Dead was funny, it was a real zombie horror movie as well in my opinion. A guy had his guts eaten and limbs ripped off! Then his girlfriend fought off zombies with his severed limb! There’s absolutely nothing funny about that.
Zombieland hits theaters on October 9th!
I know I’m ready for the zombie apocalypse. I’ve read the official Zombie Survival Guide multiple times. So if you haven’t, don’t come crying to me when a zombie is eating your face off. Do yourself a favor before it’s too late, and buy the Zombie Survival Guide. It’s on sale right now for $10.94 on Amazon.com.
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