I have no idea who this guy is, or why he’s trying to teach us how to make iced tea. All I know is, if I saw this guy trying to hand me a cup of tea, I would immediately refuse. Maybe it’s his voice, maybe it’s his eyes, maybe it’s because he uses too much sugar…or maybe it’s the evil laugh at the very end of the video.
Would you let this thing into your home? There is no doubt in my mind, that one day, after weeks, months, maybe years of putting your money into this bank, it’ll take it’s chance, grab your hand, tear it off, and while you flail around on the floor, screaming, in pain, this machine will send a signal to the collective intelligence of it’s kind, thus starting the takeover and Judgment Day.
Here are 227 words that YouTube will start censoring in their comments.
You can still use these words, but they will trigger the profanity filter and show up as ******. If you turn the profanity filter off, you can still have the joy of reading other people’s profanities.
Why would YouTube ban such funny words and phrases? Probably because they’re giant whoreface twatwaffles! I can’t believe they’re censoring “bitchtits”…

Stuff, hug, and play. This is definitely be a better than this Wolverine blowup toy.
This guy is a sex offender, so obviously he did something horrible. Even so, I can’t help feeling that this man is an awesome guy. Anybody who loves dinosaurs enough to change their name to Tyrannosaurus Rex, let alone Tyrannosaurus Rex Mullens, gets a cool stamp in my book.