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Career Choices for Women, According to Video Games

Mathue Shell — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 21:30:13 +0000

Any young girl having trouble deciding what she wants to be when she grows up, needs to look no further than the video game section at your local store. With the diverse fields of expertise, what girl couldn’t decide what to go for? She can be a make up artist, a wedding planner, a babysitter, or even a cheerleader!

Cleaning is For Girls Only

Mathue Shell — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 15:00:02 +0000

Girls are meant to do the cleaning. Rightfully so, their toys as children should teach them about the ways of life, and their natural duties in the world. Read the box, follow the instructions.

Ron Jeremy Was an Extra in Ghostbusters

Mathue Shell — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 19:42:54 +0000

“This is one movie where he didn’t slime anyone.” – pettyjesus on Reddit

This is Why Moms Should be Banned from Facebook

Mathue Shell — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 00:36:29 +0000

Pillows Having a Human Fight

Mathue Shell — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 19:40:41 +0000

A Good Way to Lose Facebook Friends

Mathue Shell — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 17:30:34 +0000

Not only is this a good way to lose all of your Facebook friends, it’s also a good look into the making of a future pedophile.

Sure, baby jokes can be funny sometimes, but I don’t really think this is a joke. This guy is serious. He wants babies, and you know what for. If he wanted to put up a good baby joke, he should have went with something like, “What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon? One’s fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one’s a water melon.”

Take a look at the full screenshot below. Notice the two comments from babies.

Welcome to the Lolocaust

Mathue Shell — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 22:54:05 +0000

I’m not sure if I should think this is funny, or if I should feel anger towards this guy. He’s taken a horrible symbol and made it full of “lols”. Literally. I guess it’s better than getting the actual swastika though. Nobody likes neo-nazis. He’s just a lol-nazi; scouring the internet for overly happy people and depressing them with those sad Sarah McLachlan SPCA animal commercials.

Ever Wonder How They Came Up With the Names for Pokemon?

Mathue Shell — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 17:52:31 +0000

Can You Spot the Problem With this Star Wars Poster?

Mathue Shell — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 15:37:52 +0000

So I was at the mall a couple days ago, and I went into a store called F.Y.E. Also know as “For Your Entertainment”. I went over to the posters, began to look through them, and I came across this gem.

I thought it was a pretty cool looking poster, so I scanned through it, looking at all the Star Wars characters…and then I stopped, looked back up, and spotted a face. A face that doesn’t fit. Why was it there? I thought the poster was supposed to be a collage of Star Wars characters.

Check out the full poster below and see if you can find the problem. Hint: Right.

Wolverine Gets His Ass Kicked by an Invisible Man

Mathue Shell — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 00:28:15 +0000

I’m not sure what’s going on in this picture. All I can gather from it is that Wolverine is being punched in the face by some sort of Invisible Man.

Check out the same picture without the “hurrs” and “derp derp derps”, below.

“The Force is Strong with this One.”

Mathue Shell — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 22:57:41 +0000

Isn’t he a little short to be a Stormtrooper? Oh, wait, nevermind. That’s the least of the problems in this picture.