Next time your roommate asks you to get his back, just go with it.

The original Keyboard Cat, Fatso, died years ago. Now, I give you his protege, Bento. Also, let’s not forget about Keyboard Dog.

Then again, Randy Marsh’s guess on South Park was pretty bad too.

Remember those Reese’s commercials from back in the 90’s? Well, I guess we’ve finally figured out how that kid made those holes in the middle of the Reese’s cups. Watch the original commercial below…

A 6th Grader’s report on thunderstorms.

When breakdancing causes you brain damage, you know you’re doing it wrong. Even watching too much breakdancing can cause brain damage. I swear, if one more stupid dance movie comes out…

For the ladies. Some Edward Cullen nipple action. Just keep the screams at a reasonable level please.

It’s an all-out typeface-off! The sequel to Font Conference.

A sweet odor like honey.

This is a video of a dog barking at himself while watching a video of himself barking at a another video of himself. I think I got that right. Just watch for yourself.

Popping the question with a custom Super Mario World level. How a true Nintendo fanboy proposes.

This better not be fake. Oh, it’s a viral video for the some guy’s blog… Fuuuuuuu-

Did you really expect this video to last any longer?

This is what happens when you play Halo 3 online, with the gamertag “Jesus Died LOL”. The best part has to be when a random kid says,”I’m gonna shoot you.” Thus, reinforcing the stereotype that religious people are violent gun loving rednecks; which is not really that much of a false classification. Also watch: Playing Halo 3 with the Gamertag “xxxGayBoyxxx”

More Angry Video Game Nerd…

From the BBC show, Walk on the Wild Side.

I have a bad feeling about this. Nothing good can come out of playing a NES game, inside of an actual NES game. Watch for the rips in the Universe. This just isn’t natural.

Have you ever watched one man opening a door and entering for 6 minutes? Well, I have! Time to cross an item of the Life Goals list.

Raise your glass in honor of those who lost their lives when the Death Star was destroyed. Thank goodness for the space traffic that help some up, and prevented them from being there.

It’s not really surprising to hear the reactions. This guy is playing Halo. Which we all know, is the game of choice for all kids ages 9 and up, and all the teenagers with high-pitched voices, ages 14 and up. At least xxxGayBoyxxx had FriendlyUncle backing up his rear. See what I did there?

Zero Punctuation takes on the game Wet.

What the hell did I just watch? 2:32, Cantina Band.

Ever wonder what the intro for Lost would be like if the show was made back in the 1980’s?

This shows you just how cool, or maybe how weird the Japanese are. Try this in America and I have no doubt in my mind, that some redneck will pull his concealed gun out and kill you, then use the terlet and chew on some tobaccer.

Watch this paper airplane’s epic journey from the 31st floor of an office building in New York.

Could you imagine living with First Person Shooter Disorder? Simple tasks like buttering toast, crossing the street, and even entering a building would seem nearly impossible. It would be nice to have all the items you need conveniently with you at all times though. When it’s time to brush your teeth, equip your toothbrush, when it’s time to feed the pet, equip the food scoop. At least it’s better than Street Fighter Syndrome.

What does Marty McFly do when he can’t get the DeLorean to work? He uses his head of course!

Actually, I don’t even think girls run like this. This is a style of it’s own. I’m not sure what it should be called. Segal Style? If you ever see someone flailing their arms around like this when running, ask them if they’re a fan of Steven Segal.

Here is a touching love song about one man’s love for Street Fighter 4, Hadoukens, Shoryukens, and E. Honda’s bitch slaps.

This is your daily dose of cute. Enjoy it.

If you’ve ever wondered what’s up with that Toad guy from the Super Mario games, I’m sure this video will answer all of questions.

Unfortunately, this is not a trailer for a movie. It’s not even a trailer for an awesome fan made YouTube video. It’s a trailer for a book. It’s a submission for the Star Wars: Death Troopers Book Trailer Competition made by 5ive by 5ive Studios. A book about zombie Stormtroopers. I would actually consider reading that. Marvel Zombies was epic, and still is. I can only assume Star Wars Zombies would be epic as well. Zombies in space!

I don’t know why, but the ending to this video might just be the most funny thing I’ve ever seen.

If you haven’t watched the first few episodes of NBC’s new show, Community, you more than likely will find this video unfunny.

I don’t know where to begin. This kid does the best impression of Christian Bale’s Batman voice that I’ve ever heard. With the perfect timing and flawlessly perfomed, “then you’re gonna love me”, line, this video is nothing less than epic.

I guess NFL commentators don’t know about this thing called the internet; where everything you say can and will be taken out of context, and used for the amusement of others.

Just a look at some of the new weapons you’ll be able to brutally murder people with. Can’t wait! Assassin’s Creed II hits shelves on November 17th!

Attack of the Show shows us how Twilight should have been. They’re vampires! Kill them, don’t date them! I agree with this. Unless it’s True Blood. True Blood is awesome.

Red Leader takes his good time when dieing.

More Angry Video Game Nerd…

“Can two smugglers share a spaceship without driving each other crazy?”

There’s no need for me to explain how creepy this is, you can watch the video for yourself. The first time you hear a zombie say “Eh oh”, you will understand. Instead of Tubby Custard, these things want some Tubby brains. I can only imagine what their Vacuum friend Snoo Snoo would do. Probably suck your brains right out and then rape your corpse. I wonder if Tinky Winky keeps brains in it’s red purse.

I dare you to find a more awesome song covered by violins. It’s been 8 years, can you believe it?

What happens when a guy takes a cigarette box and cuts it up to make it into a Transformer? Internet gold is what happens! The beginning of the video is a little boring, but if you wait for it, you might just witness an epic fusion to make a Mega Transformer! Or if you grew up in the Power Ranger generation, a Megazord!

Don’t worry though, these Transformers are not instantly deadly. They can take a few decades off your life and endanger your family, but that’s about it.

So…Link is a chick.

Read the title. That’s exactly what the video is.

What should a man do when he’s stuck in endless traffic? The only thing you can do. Whip out your iPhone, load the iGun app, and unleash hell on fellow motorists. It’s drive or die, and you’re the one with the gun.

Thanks to reader Jason for the tip.

Ah yes, more Mario Kart video goodness. If you haven’t seem them yet, watch Super Mario Death Race and Real Life Mario Kart.

This is one smart dog. He takes his time, aims the shot, and boom, perfect. Evolution at it’s finest.

Of all the Mario hacks and mod videos I’ve ever seen, this one looks the hardest. I thought I was good at Mario, but after seeing this, I’m doubting my SNES skills.

This guy is “like um” not able to “like um” speak like clearly and “like um” answer the questions because he’s “like um” too um nervous. At least I hope it’s nerves and not how he actually speaks.

The guy rattles and shakes as if he were really being shot by a machine gun. I wonder what kind of dream he was having. He was probably running through the woods, in the middle of some kind of war, and then…Arnold Schwarzenegger pops out from behind a tree, huge gun in hand, ammo belt over shoulder, pew pew pew pew!

What happens when The Angry Video Game Nerds get so fed up with all the horrible NES and SNES Godzilla games? He plays some Xbox and Playstation 2. If you’re a fan of the AVGN, you know just how unnatural that is.

Actual headbanging gameplay at 1:00 into the video.

Skip about half way through to see the transformation. Too bad this guy is probably getting paid minimum wage to stand in front of a car dealership. Maybe if they paid him a bit more he’d quit being so lazy and pull his foot in so the tire fits and maybe he wouldn’t let his stupid human fingers show under the car…amateur.

Okay, the first time I watched this video, I was shocked. Then I watched it again, and I think it might just be the outline of his legs. You decide.

The Guild Season 3 is on Xbox Live now! If you haven’t watched the show, you can find Seasons 1 and 2 on YouTube, MSN Video, and on the official site. I think this is the first time I’ve seen Vork without a serious face on. Mmm…Codex and Tink.

This video is actually kind of disturbing. Who knew murder could taste so good?

This is from a BBC show called Walk on the Wildside. It’s pretty much just a show with animals with comedians voices dubbed over them. In other words; a great idea and a show I’d watch if I had BBC.

The new PS3 “Slim” is hitting stores in North America and Europe on September 1st, and will cost $299. The “Slim” is 33% smaller, 36% lighter, and comes with a 120GB hard drive.

Check out more details, photos, and comparisons at CNET.

The next time this kid thinks about setting his crotch on fire, I hope he realizes the fire will need to be stomped the hell out.

Poor guy. His shiny cool Apple PowerBook gets struck by an obviously “PC” baseball. Notice the girl recording it with an Apple iPhone at the end.

EDIT: For some reason, the video was taken down from Vimeo. Click on the picture to see more.

I don’t know about you guys, but I’m actually looking forward to this. Of course everybody loves the classic Super Mario Bros. This takes that and throws in new power-ups, multiplayer, new graphics, and an all new experience. Battling your way through the Mushroom Kingdom with your friends, fighting for coins and power-ups, Yoshi racing…Man, I want this.

It almost reminds me of LittleBigPlanet. You know, without the customization and level building. Imagine if Nintendo put in a level creator and some good online play.

New Super Mario Bros. Wii is currently set for release sometime in the 4th quarter of 2009. That means soon.

This is really an epidemic not just among the youth population, but with every age group. Moms on facebook, 12 year olds on Twitter, mindless guidos still using Myspace, and even the increasing senior population on social media sites. It’s even worse when people are so addicted, they post things on their Facebook wall, or tweet things on Twitter, even though they know nobody is reading them. I guess the first step is admitting your problem.

This kid has to be like 10 years old or something. Why in the world is he so excited about those new Vanessa Hudgens nude pics? Why is he even allowed to have a YouTube account? I thought if you were under age, you had to be 13 with a parent’s permission to be on YouTube. Seriously though, aside from the fact that this kid is totally creepy and perverted, I couldn’t help from laughing when he said “tittays”. I wonder if his parents know why he likes watching High School Musical so much.

Real of fake, this video really does show you just how thin that MSI laptop is. Next time you buy a refurbished laptop, if it has a weird smell to it, you’ll know this guy tested it’s thinness to make sure it’s up to standard.

This guy takes golf to the extreme!!! BOOM! POW!!! Never before have I seen so much rage and power in a golf swing.

This is just more of the struggle of World of Warcraft players trying to date other people, in real life, instead of just having in game romances. Don’t act like you don’t know what I’m talking about. There are role playing servers for a reason.

I kind of agree with the father in this video though. I would never want my son or daughter to date some noob who knows nothing about anything. Simply having a Myspace or Facebook account doesn’t mean you know anything about the internet, it’s lore, and it’s endless entertainment and knowledge. No noobs allowed in my family; I suggest you have the same rule for your family.