Don’t worry, the video is safe for work, no actual porn in the video. Skip to 1:10 into the video for the ending.

There was no new episode last Sunday. Instead, HBO showed the first three episodes of season two back to back, so people could catch up. I’m not sure why anybody would need to catch up; nobody misses True Blood. Well, it’s been two long weeks, and from what I can remember of the preview of tonight’s episode, there’s a lot of things to think about.

Why is that crazy religious guy holding a gun? Who is the hooded man who takes down Jason? What will Bill do now that he’s caught Jessica with a human man? What’s with the new waitress Daphne? Why is Eric outside of Layfayette’s window? Is he going to kill him or make him a vampire? Will we get to see more of Bill and Eric going shopping? Vampire shopping; now that’s something worth watching. I’m sure we’ll be left with a lot more questions after tonight. True Blood always seems to end on a cliffhanger.

The new episode of True Blood airs tonight on 9PM EST, on HBO!

What do you think of, when you think of eating a sandwich from Burger King? Oral Sex? Of course! The marketing guys at Burger King know this, and are going to exploit it to it’s full potential! This is their latest ad for the “Super Seven Incher”, and it will blow your mind!

Check out the full ad below, and make sure to read the small text if you have a desire for a something long, juicy…and flame-grilled.

If you’re not into the show, I highly suggest watching the first season. It’s on DVD now, and is currently on Comcast ON DEMAND.

Yes, this is a vampire show, but it’s not for the tweenagers like Twilight; this is an adult show, trust me. There’s sex, drugs, a bunch of rednecks to laugh at, more sex, hot women, shapeshifters, and of course, vampires.

The first episode of True Blood Season 2 airs tonight, June 14th, on HBO at 9PM EST.

If you missed out on True Blood last year, I suggest you hurry up and watch it. You can watch the entire first season on Comcast On Demand, right now! The first season was only 12 episodes long, so with season 2 starting in a week, hopefully you could able to find around 12 hours of free time in a 7 day span.

This is easily one of my favorite shows right now. True Blood is almost like Twilight. Only it’s for adults, not tweenagers. There’s sex, blood, more sex, murder, vampires, more sex, shape shifters, rednecks, a little more sex, and even some funny gay guy comedy relief. Do yourself a favor, watch the first season now, and get ready for season 2!

True Blood Season 2 starts on June 14th! Watch the tv spots below. I know they’re not much, but they should give you a little relief until next Sunday.

In Crank 2, Chev has his heart stolen! Yes, stolen! Now he must get it back! I couldn’t make this stuff up. Crank 2: High Voltage hits theaters in the US on April 17th.

Check out the full poster below…

Watch this new R-Rated trailer for Adventureland; from the director of Superbad.

Adventureland opens on March 27th.

I’m not really sure why Bill O’Reilly has a problem with this ad. I can’t believe we’re seeing a presumed heterosexual male, not wanting to see Heidi Klum jump around in lingerie playing Guitar Hero. Plus, this ad is much less inapropriate than some sex scenes and violence on broadcast TV. I wish people, mainly in the US, would stop being such prudes…sex is not evil.