It’s well known, if you choose Charmander as your first Pokemon, your douche rival will most certainly pick Squirtle.

Here is a list of things that women look for in men. One being…”Did not pick Charmander as first Pokemon.” I’m glad to say that I always started with Bulbasaur. Easily the most superior of the three. That is, until all those new Pokemon came out. Damn kids and their new Pokemon. 151 true Pokemon exist. The rest? Corporate greed sucking in the next generation, the generation after that, and so on.

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