
After 12 years, she finally got the Pokemon she wanted. Too bad there’s like 500 Pokemon now though, and one looks like an ice cream cone.
“If you only have one type of Pokemon, that’s racist.”
That dress is so short, you can almost see her Cloyster! I’d make a joke about tapping it, but that’s Magic the Gathering cards.

The lesson you should get from this is that Pokémon eRaticates childhood innocence.