President Obama wields a lightsaber on The Whitehouse lawn after announcing a bid for the 2016 Olympics to take place in Chicago.
I wonder if those crazy people with all the Nazi, Hitler, Tyrant, Communist, Muslim, and other “protest” signs at those circle jerk teabag “rallies” will find a way to Photoshop this picture into Obama holding a whip and forcing white people into slavery or some other humorously ridiculous scenario.
Check out the full photo and a bonus Photoshop below. Gawker via Getty
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I guess this clears up the mystery. We now know why April O’Neal spends her time hanging around with 4 dudes. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles love eating out. That’s all they do. What? They eat pizza every damn night! What did you think I was talking about?
Yeah! If anybody has the power to do it, it’s Obama, right? While he’s at it, can he get The Sarah Connor Chronicles brought back and force Fred off YouTube?
To sum it up, Myspace users are full blown douche bags, Twitter users are douch bags in the making, Facebook users are hipster douche bags, deviantART users are anime loving tweenagers, and Google is the disappointed father of it’s son YouTube.
It’s almost an accurate summary of most people on those sites, not all of course. I’m not sure what this says about me. I use Facebook, Twitter, and most importantly YouTube.
A fan made Portal movie.
The opening cinematic from Gears of War 3!
Didn’t you ever wonder…?
Captain Picard chooses sides in the smartphone war.
