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You Ladies Like Gameboy?

It’s no secret that the ladies love handheld gaming. This guy must have been pulling in serious tail after everybody at his school saw this badass Game Boy advertisement.
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Posted on October 13th, 2009

Girls Only Cleaning Trolly

Girls are meant to do the cleaning. Rightfully so, their toys as children should teach them about the ways of life, and their natural duties in the world. Read the box, follow the instructions.
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Posted on October 13th, 2009

Lightsaber Cut Through Superman

So it turns of that the users of Yahoo! Answers are actually useful. This guy has answered a question that I’ve been wondering about for, well, forever! I’ve always wondered what would happen if some lightsaber wielding Sith took a swipe at Superman. Now I have a logical, well thought out conclusion of what might happen.

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Posted on October 12th, 2009

Survive a Zombie Infestation

Okay, so this is pretty common sense stuff. Do your best to avoid the flesh eating zombies. If you do come in contact with the carnivorous ex-living, your only chance is to destroy the brain. Then again, it really does depend on what type of zombie outbreak you’re dealing with. Are they fast or slow? The factor that could decide your fate. If they’re slow, you have a good chance of avoiding them, if they’re fast, you’d better do your best to avoid them. Disposal is another problem. It depends on the virus. Can it go airborne when incinerating the corpses? Your best bet for disposal is to call the Toronto Department of Zombie Disposal. Another good idea is to always keep an Emergency Zombie Kit in your car, in your home, and in your workplace.
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Posted on October 11th, 2009

Donkey Kong Soda Boxes

So the store manager was thinking to himself, “How do we get kids to want to buy more soda? I’ve got it! Build a Donkey Kong soda mountain!” Well, it was a brilliant idea, because now I want some crappy root beer. I also want for my NES to hook itself up for some Donkey Kong playage.
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Posted on October 11th, 2009
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A fan made Portal movie.

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Posted on August 23rd, 2011

The opening cinematic from Gears of War 3!

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Posted on August 23rd, 2011

Didn’t you ever wonder…?

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Posted on August 23rd, 2011

Captain Picard chooses sides in the smartphone war.

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