
Pedobear needed a new car. The free candy van was getting to obvious. Kids are getting smarter these days. Only problem is, this car might attract snobby college whores. Much too old.

The person who thought of this is a genuine genius. Who knew? Who knew a CD spindle was the perfect storage device for bagels? Sure it’s obvious now that you’ve seen it, but you’ve never thought of it before. Next time I need to transport a bagel, or store a bagel, I’ll dig out one of my empty CD spindles, and take advantage of it’s useful design.