
So it turns of that the users of Yahoo! Answers are actually useful. This guy has answered a question that I’ve been wondering about for, well, forever! I’ve always wondered what would happen if some lightsaber wielding Sith took a swipe at Superman. Now I have a logical, well thought out conclusion of what might happen.
Okay, so this is pretty common sense stuff. Do your best to avoid the flesh eating zombies. If you do come in contact with the carnivorous ex-living, your only chance is to destroy the brain. Then again, it really does depend on what type of zombie outbreak you’re dealing with. Are they fast or slow? The factor that could decide your fate. If they’re slow, you have a good chance of avoiding them, if they’re fast, you’d better do your best to avoid them. Disposal is another problem. It depends on the virus. Can it go airborne when incinerating the corpses? Your best bet for disposal is to call the Toronto Department of Zombie Disposal. Another good idea is to always keep an Emergency Zombie Kit in your car, in your home, and in your workplace.
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So the store manager was thinking to himself, “How do we get kids to want to buy more soda? I’ve got it! Build a Donkey Kong soda mountain!” Well, it was a brilliant idea, because now I want some crappy root beer. I also want for my NES to hook itself up for some Donkey Kong playage.
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Sad thing is, Michaelvick can’t even understand what that Tauren just said. He’s a human. – Halolz
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This is one movie where he didn’t slime anyone.