
It’s no secret that the ladies love handheld gaming. This guy must have been pulling in serious tail after everybody at his school saw this badass Game Boy advertisement.

It’s no secret that the ladies love handheld gaming. This guy must have been pulling in serious tail after everybody at his school saw this badass Game Boy advertisement.

Girls are meant to do the cleaning. Rightfully so, their toys as children should teach them about the ways of life, and their natural duties in the world. Read the box, follow the instructions.

So it turns of that the users of Yahoo! Answers are actually useful. This guy has answered a question that I’ve been wondering about for, well, forever! I’ve always wondered what would happen if some lightsaber wielding Sith took a swipe at Superman. Now I have a logical, well thought out conclusion of what might happen.
Okay, so this is pretty common sense stuff. Do your best to avoid the flesh eating zombies. If you do come in contact with the carnivorous ex-living, your only chance is to destroy the brain. Then again, it really does depend on what type of zombie outbreak you’re dealing with. Are they fast or slow? The factor that could decide your fate. If they’re slow, you have a good chance of avoiding them, if they’re fast, you’d better do your best to avoid them. Disposal is another problem. It depends on the virus. Can it go airborne when incinerating the corpses? Your best bet for disposal is to call the Toronto Department of Zombie Disposal. Another good idea is to always keep an Emergency Zombie Kit in your car, in your home, and in your workplace.
So the store manager was thinking to himself, “How do we get kids to want to buy more soda? I’ve got it! Build a Donkey Kong soda mountain!” Well, it was a brilliant idea, because now I want some crappy root beer. I also want for my NES to hook itself up for some Donkey Kong playage.

Sad thing is, Michaelvick can’t even understand what that Tauren just said. He’s a human. – Halolz

“This is one movie where he didn’t slime anyone.” – pettyjesus on Reddit

Not sure which is funnier, the fact that the guy Darius said this knowing the girl’s father was in the conversation, or the fact that the father said, “that black guy”. Another reason why parents on facebook is a bad thing. Actually, it might just be a good thing. We always need new reasons to laugh at other people on the internet.
I’m not sure what to say. This is just pure awesome. Anybody willing to shave their hair into Batman is alright in my book.
I guess this kid just woke up one day and said to himself, “Today; I’m going to get the most kickass haircut of all time.” He then proceeded to eat a bowl of nails for breakfast and shave with broken glass.
This is way better than the Hairdouken.
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