The person who thought of this is a genuine genius. Who knew? Who knew a CD spindle was the perfect storage device for bagels? Sure it’s obvious now that you’ve seen it, but you’ve never thought of it before. Next time I need to transport a bagel, or store a bagel, I’ll dig out one of my empty CD spindles, and take advantage of it’s useful design.
Somebody decided to make this piece of concrete sticking out of the water look cool. I think they succeeded. This is definitely the best piece of concrete sticking out of the water I’ve ever seen. What a coincidence the slab would also have an opening in the exact spot for the mouth. This is art, and it’s awesome. Thank you internet.
I swear, if Twilight had ended like this, I would agree with all the idiotic people who say it’s the best movie ever. It might not be a fair fight, but it’d still be entertaining. Since this is not how it ended, If you really want to see Edward Cullen die, you can go watch Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. He gets owned in that movie.

He has a bo staff and he’s not afraid to use it!