
I’m tired of jumping on Goombas and Koopa Troopas. There has to be more fun ways to defend the Mushroom Kingdom…
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It’s all so obvious now. Why didn’t I notice it when I was a kid? This whole time, I thought Mario was just an ordinary plumber, put in an extraordinary situation, and he became a hero. Little did I know, it was all an act. This hurts too much. Next I’ll find out that hedgehogs aren’t really blue.
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