Next time you play Mario, just remember; every coin you collect helps to fund his addiction.
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If you’ve ever wondered what’s up with that Toad guy from the Super Mario games, I’m sure this video will answer all of questions.
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Ever wonder what it would be like to befriend some of the most famous video game characters on Facebook? Wonder no more! Who would’ve guessed that Tails is totally in love and obsessed with Sonic? Now when the Princess is kidnapped again, and again, and again, you’ll know! I just hope somebody helps Diddy Kong out of those barrels. Poor guy might suffocate.
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So the store manager was thinking to himself, “How do we get kids to want to buy more soda? I’ve got it! Build a Donkey Kong soda mountain!” Well, it was a brilliant idea, because now I want some crappy root beer. I also want for my NES to hook itself up for some Donkey Kong playage.
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