The Mushroom Kingdom isn’t what it used to be. With corruption ruling the land behind ineffective law, compounded with a recent series of grizzly murders, an unlikely hero begins to take to his destiny.

You can get the pattern for this epic piece of headware, over at Sprite Stitch. I want one, but I’m definitely not going to sit down and make one myself. If anybody knows where to buy these, please post it in the comments or email me at tips@geekstir.com