So this guy’s car was impounded. The next day he goes to get it out, and the fee is $88. He decides to pay it with 8,800 pennies. For some reason, the clerk won’t accept the pennies. Last time I checked, pennies are a legal tender in the United States. The guy calls the police, they show up, can’t find a law saying pennies must be rolled. An hour later, the penny hater gives in, probably trusting the penny count and not counting them herself, and gives the car back. They really should have gotten Obama involved. She wouldn’t accept change.