Could you imagine living with First Person Shooter Disorder? Simple tasks like buttering toast, crossing the street, and even entering a building would seem nearly impossible. It would be nice to have all the items you need conveniently with you at all times though. When it’s time to brush your teeth, equip your toothbrush, when it’s time to feed the pet, equip the food scoop. At least it’s better than Street Fighter Syndrome.

This video starts off as a normal commercial for Pizza Hut, then, as anybody man would, does what is necessary to feed his family. I don’t care what anybody says about the movie Six Days, Seven Nights. I liked it. It’s even in my DVD collection. It was only like $3 at Walmart…

Kid freaks out after his mother cancels his World of Warcraft account, then Keyboard Cat plays him off, the spoof, and now the remix. Internet, you keep me young.

This is a parody of the instantly classic video Kid Freaks Out After Mom Cancels World of Warcraft Account. If you haven’t seen it yet, you’re alone. That video has been viewed millions of times since it went viral 7 or 8 days ago. Go watch it. Now!

Here are 25 geeky license plates for your inspiration. Or, if you’re lazy and unoriginal, you can just copy them for your own car; if it’s not already taken in your state of course.

I have to say, my favorite is the “O Hai” one. I guess I’ve been brainwashed by all the damn lolcats and cute animal pictures with quotes on them. They’ve taken over the internet, I can’t go a day without seeing at least one.

If you have a geeky license plate, and want it added to the gallery, email it to me at tips@geekstir.com. Check out the gallery below and as always, click to enlarge.

He has a bo staff and he’s not afraid to use it!