You’re sitting at home, playing your guitar, trying to relax and learn a new song. Out of nowhere, a man in blue overalls and a red hat busts through the front door, grabs the guitar, throws it on the ground, and then jumps on it and smashes it. A few seconds later, his slightly taller and thinner brother comes in and offers you some mushrooms. Then their pet dinosaur raids your fridge, eats all the apples, and leaves a pile on the new rug. That’s what happens when you make a Koopa Troopa guitar. [reddit]