Pedobear needed a new car. The free candy van was getting to obvious. Kids are getting smarter these days. Only problem is, this car might attract snobby college whores. Much too old.
Every kid needs a Darth Daddy to throw them awesome Star Wars birthday parties. I’m counting 13 kids in this photo. 13 Padawan learners are still not enough for the power of the Dark Side. Their attempts to use the Force Push are obviously failing. I’m guessing they bought all those plastic lightsabers at the Darth Mall. Hahaha! Get it…?
This is what it might look like if the TV show COPS was made for kids.
Dora the Explorer with her skanky little backpack and her skanky little outfit; parents have a right to fear her skankiness may be rubbing off on today’s youth. – Pixelated Geek
A fan made Portal movie.
The opening cinematic from Gears of War 3!
Didn’t you ever wonder…?
Captain Picard chooses sides in the smartphone war.
