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Jesus, murdering in the name of…Jesus. I guess all those Koopa Troopas were homosexual. Yep, that seems right.
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Posted on January 8th, 2010

This is what happens when you play Halo 3 online, with the gamertag “Jesus Died LOL”. The best part has to be when a random kid says,”I’m gonna shoot you.” Thus, reinforcing the stereotype that religious people are violent gun loving rednecks; which is not really that much of a false classification. Also watch: Playing Halo 3 with the Gamertag “xxxGayBoyxxx”
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Posted on October 16th, 2009

Dinosaur TattooCould this be the best tattoo ever inked? I’ll let you decide that on your own.

I think it could have been better if it were Jesus riding that dinosaur. As we all know, Earth in only 6000 years old and dinosaurs used to walk around giving rides to humans, especially Jesus. That aside, I think think the best thing about this tattoo is the attention to detail. It looks so real; it’s amazing!

Check out a larger photo below…

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…Continue reading Quite Possibly the Best Tattoo Ever?

Posted on April 15th, 2009

Posted on March 14th, 2009

churchbot1
This seems like some sort of stunt to make kids think church is cool. It almost works. This comic actually pisses me off a little bit. It reminds me of all those over the top nuts; they know who you are. Click here to see the full comic.

Posted on February 22nd, 2009
Posted on August 23rd, 2011

A fan made Portal movie.

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Posted on August 23rd, 2011

The opening cinematic from Gears of War 3!

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Posted on August 23rd, 2011

Didn’t you ever wonder…?

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Posted on August 23rd, 2011

Captain Picard chooses sides in the smartphone war.

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