What happens if you refuse Wilkins Coffee? Well, as you can clearly see from the video, you’ll be ruthlessly murdered, blown up, and smashed in the face with pies. Watch the video, then go stock up on Wilkins Coffee…just in case.

Wow. I really, really, hope this video is real. Lots of people are crying fake, and obviously it’s so over the top, it just may be fake. If this video is in fact real, I’m happy it is. This kid has the most epic fit I’ve ever seen. He’s raging so hard, he nearly violates himself with a television remote, and then seconds later he goes back into his closet…if you know what I mean. My favorite part was the gorilla chest pound at 1:08 into the video.
UPDATE:
Watch the Remix.
I hope I’m not the only person laughing at this comic. As a web designer, I’ve had many nights frustrated, on the verge of tears because of that damn browser. It just hates people. It destroys dreams. It mocks with it’s lack of web standard compliance! Damn you IE6.