Next time your roommate asks you to get his back, just go with it.

Could you imagine living with First Person Shooter Disorder? Simple tasks like buttering toast, crossing the street, and even entering a building would seem nearly impossible. It would be nice to have all the items you need conveniently with you at all times though. When it’s time to brush your teeth, equip your toothbrush, when it’s time to feed the pet, equip the food scoop. At least it’s better than Street Fighter Syndrome.

Forget everything you know about chess. This is Extreme Chess, a real man’s game! No rules, no mercy. Just nonstop action, suspense, and awesome.

A Japanese television show held a contest with 10,000 of Japan’s biggest Harry Potter fans. The biggest, or strangest fan won a trip to the UK to visit the set of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. Little did she know, she would also get to interview Danielle Radcliffe (Harry Potter), and Rupert Grint (Ron Weasley). I can’t really explain what happens when she’s surprised by Harry and Ron, you just have to watch for yourself. I’m not at all ashamed to admit, I may have reacted in a similar way.

Watch the second video below, when Rupert Grint (Ron), sneaks up on her.

Ever get suckered into watching a crappy video? Somebody posts a link, or sends a link to you claiming they’ve found an awesome, funny, or interesting video; you watch it only to find out it sucks. Don’t you wish you could get your 5 minutes back? Well this guy got his 5 minutes back. Well, he tried at least.

It looks like The Hangover is very similar to a certain stoner comedy from back in the day. A movie that came out all the way back in 2000. Shibby.

Here are 227 words that YouTube will start censoring in their comments.

You can still use these words, but they will trigger the profanity filter and show up as ******. If you turn the profanity filter off, you can still have the joy of reading other people’s profanities.

Why would YouTube ban such funny words and phrases? Probably because they’re giant whoreface twatwaffles! I can’t believe they’re censoring “bitchtits”…

These never get old. This is probably one of the best in sync “sing-along” videos I’ve seen. I can speak for myself and say, if Sesame Street was like this when I was a kid, I would have watched it. I was too busy playing Sega Genesis to watch Sesame Street…

Remi Gaillard, the guy who brought us Real Life Pacman, Real Life Mario Kart, and The Snail, is back with Saving Private Remi. Remi takes to the beaches, the public beaches. Fighting the war in the middle of a public beach might seem a little hard, but Remi utilizes his smoke grenades to make his way to the bunkers.

Without Twitter, we would have never known that time travel has been made possible. Not only is it possible, but as you can clearly see from this picture, it’s been tested successfully. I cannot even begin to imagine all the things we can do now; all the mistakes that can be fixed. This is a great day for science, a great day for mankind.

I am ashamed to admit it, but I’ve tweeted my share of useless tweets. I’ve tweeted that I’m about to watch a TV show, I’ve tweeted that I was eating dinner…oh man, I hope they’re not coming for me. I swear, I’ll only tweet about serious issues like world news and science and stuff from now on. Follow @Geekstir

I wish my cat could drift. I would race him against that redneck guy from The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift. My only wish for this video is for it to have awesome sound effects and music. Somebody get on that.

This video starts off as a normal commercial for Pizza Hut, then, as anybody man would, does what is necessary to feed his family. I don’t care what anybody says about the movie Six Days, Seven Nights. I liked it. It’s even in my DVD collection. It was only like $3 at Walmart…

Kid freaks out after his mother cancels his World of Warcraft account, then Keyboard Cat plays him off, the spoof, and now the remix. Internet, you keep me young.

This is a parody of the instantly classic video Kid Freaks Out After Mom Cancels World of Warcraft Account. If you haven’t seen it yet, you’re alone. That video has been viewed millions of times since it went viral 7 or 8 days ago. Go watch it. Now!

This guy is a sex offender, so obviously he did something horrible. Even so, I can’t help feeling that this man is an awesome guy. Anybody who loves dinosaurs enough to change their name to Tyrannosaurus Rex, let alone Tyrannosaurus Rex Mullens, gets a cool stamp in my book.

Luigi has always been under appreciated. It’s so unfair. Without Luigi, they’d have to think up all new titles for Super Mario Bros. games. They even gave Mario an epic fireball special attack in Super Smash Bros Brawl, and stuck Luigi with some LCD trip dancing as a special attack. It’s ridiculous. Luigi deserves some respect dammit!

If you haven’t heard, the ShamWow guy was arrested for beating up a hooker after she bit his tongue and wouldn’t let go.

iPhone guy never changes facial expressions. I think my favorite icon is Weather. Force Lightning is always an awesome power to have. I just wish he’d held up a better state than Texas for Maps…

It was only a matter of time before this video got an injection of Keyboard Cat. If you haven’t seen the video yet, this kid totally flips out and rages hard after his mom cancels his World of Warcraft account. It’s probably the best video I’ve seen on the internet in a long time…well, until Keyboard Cat got involved. Now it’s even better. Watch the original.

What happens if you refuse Wilkins Coffee? Well, as you can clearly see from the video, you’ll be ruthlessly murdered, blown up, and smashed in the face with pies. Watch the video, then go stock up on Wilkins Coffee…just in case.

Wow. I really, really, hope this video is real. Lots of people are crying fake, and obviously it’s so over the top, it just may be fake. If this video is in fact real, I’m happy it is. This kid has the most epic fit I’ve ever seen. He’s raging so hard, he nearly violates himself with a television remote, and then seconds later he goes back into his closet…if you know what I mean. My favorite part was the gorilla chest pound at 1:08 into the video.

UPDATE:
Watch the Remix.

I hope I’m not the only person laughing at this comic. As a web designer, I’ve had many nights frustrated, on the verge of tears because of that damn browser. It just hates people. It destroys dreams. It mocks with it’s lack of web standard compliance! Damn you IE6.

It’s a trap! Literally.

Is is too soon? Steve Irwin sadly died almost 3 years ago now. Sure, I feel like an ass for posting this, but I just can’t help from laughing. It’s just too funny. This is some great editing work; especially when Steve does the barrel roll. Sorry if this upsets anybody, but this is just too funny/WTF not to share.  R.I.P. Steve Irwin. Crikey!

If you haven’t seen it, this same flash mob hit a clothing store a couple weeks ago. I was anxiously waiting for some dancers to be run over by car; it definitely would’ve made the video even more entertaining. Well, if they lived…if they would’ve died, I don’t think I’d post this video. Actually, yes, I would. Check out the other Hammer Pants Flash Mob video.

Don’t get me wrong, this painting is great…but it’s not enough for me. I need to hear the masterful keyboard playing, I need to see the nonchalant look on Keyboard Cat’s face as he plays off a guy who’s just been severely injured, or a kid who’s just found out he was adopted.

That might sound horrible, but don’t act like you don’t laugh at those videos!

Check out the full painting below.

Some quotes from the worst Batman movie ever made.

The Hangover hits theaters on June 5th, this Friday!

Here are some funny and horribly funny puns from the users at Reddit.com:

- “Freeze!”
- “Chill out dude, he’s just going for a jog”
- “Don’t be fooled, he’s an ice-cold killer.”
- “Icey what you did there.”
- “This meme is so cool i can store my dairy products in it.”
- “What’s white and blue but can’t climb trees? … … A fridge in a denim jacket.”
- “This pun thread is getting a frigid reception.”

A new meme is born. Click on the picture to enlarge.

More Keyboard Cat (1), (2)…

Check out movie videos.

Keyboard Cat has claimed another victim.

I don’t think this movie will be as popular as Borat, but the trailer does look pretty decent. Everybody likes watching people get messed with and made a fool of.

Bruno is hitting theaters on July 10th. There have been rumors that the movie might get slapped with an NC-17 rating. We’ll have to wait and see.

Check out the Restricted trailer below…

I Love You, Man hits theaters on March 20th, this Friday.

A kid with a fart machine, or possible even the iPhone App, iFart, disrupts a Medina, Ohio council meeting in 2008. The Mayor, Jane Leaver tries to keep it together, but breaks down after the a second fart comes, and they eventually have to take a recess.

Sorry if this offends you; I’m not trying to be sexist. I know there are horrible men and women drivers, but these 2 videos are just too much. So much space, so little wheel cutting. Bonus video of another woman trying to park, with 3 other women helping her; after the break.

If you’re not at all interested in Crank 2: High Voltage, it’s probably because you’re too busy watching romantic comedies or something. Crank was a great movie. If you haven’t seen it yet, go see it now! No spoiler here, but at the end of the first movie, it looks like Chev Chelios is dead, or at least about to die. Turns out he’s not. You can gather that much from the trailer. You can also gather that this movie, just like the first, will have a lot of over the top action and funny moments.

This commercial is for the karaoke game, Lips. Nothing against karaoke, but I would never buy this game. Companies need to start releasing games with different prices, based on their “goodness”. Seriously, if this game releases, selling for $60, there is something wrong with that. It should probably sell for $29.99 or $19.99.