Living With First Person Shooter Disorder

Could you imagine living with First Person Shooter Disorder? Simple tasks like buttering toast, crossing the street, and even entering a building would seem nearly impossible. It would be nice to have all the items you need conveniently with you at all times though. When it’s time to brush your teeth, equip your toothbrush, when it’s time to feed the pet, equip the food scoop. At least it’s better than Street Fighter Syndrome.