
These cupcakes will be assimilated.
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So this guy was wondering where all his food was going. He knew he wasn’t eating it, his girlfriend said she wasn’t eating it. So who was eating it? He set up a camera looking over the kitchen, and this is what he saw when he played back the video the next morning.
After you’ve watched the video, go back to the beginning when he’s first setting the camera up. You can see the woman moving around a little bit up there, trying to hide herself. If this video is even real, I’m officially creeped out. Even if it’s fake, I’m creeped out.
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The person who thought of this is a genuine genius. Who knew? Who knew a CD spindle was the perfect storage device for bagels? Sure it’s obvious now that you’ve seen it, but you’ve never thought of it before. Next time I need to transport a bagel, or store a bagel, I’ll dig out one of my empty CD spindles, and take advantage of it’s useful design.
I can’t believe this. My entire life, I’ve been opening bananas like a moron. Who knew? Who knew you could open a banana from the bottom? No more pulling at the stem for me; after watching this tutorial, I’m set for life, and no longer will I make myself look like a fool at breakfast.
This toaster is very dangerous. Never aim it at the people you love. It could very well blow their brains out.