Edward Cullen Shower Curtain Watches You Take a Dump

How much of an obsessed fangirl do you have to be to buy this? I would hope no fanboys purchased this. Who in their right mind wants a shower curtain with a giant face on it, staring you straight in the eyes when you’re doing your business? Well, I guess a lot of people would like that. This Edward Cullen shower curtain is for sale on Etsy, but it’s sold out.