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Darth Vader Rings the NYSE Opening Bell

Mathue Shell — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 17:00:05 +0000

There’s only one way we can save the stock market. With the power of the Darkside.

Imperial Star Destroyer Wedding Cake

Mathue Shell — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 21:00:03 +0000

This delicious looking Star Destroyer cake is not only an awesome feat of culinary genius, it’s big enough to feed 100 people! I can’t imagine anybody wanting to cut this thing up and eat it though. I would gladly allow this cake to occupy and be the grand display of my entire freezer.

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Can You Spot the Problem With this Star Wars Poster?

Mathue Shell — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 15:37:52 +0000

So I was at the mall a couple days ago, and I went into a store called F.Y.E. Also know as “For Your Entertainment”. I went over to the posters, began to look through them, and I came across this gem.

I thought it was a pretty cool looking poster, so I scanned through it, looking at all the Star Wars characters…and then I stopped, looked back up, and spotted a face. A face that doesn’t fit. Why was it there? I thought the poster was supposed to be a collage of Star Wars characters.

Check out the full poster below and see if you can find the problem. Hint: Right.

The Imperial Hammer Dance

Mathue Shell — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 00:53:52 +0000

Darth Vader and his brigade of Imperial Stormtroopers bust out the hammer dance. Now if only somebody would tell those hammer pants flash mob people to do it wearing Star Wars costumes.

Star Wars Girl has Star Wars Tattoos. Most Likely Lives on Tattoine.

Mathue Shell — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 18:31:34 +0000

I’m not sure if you guys will believe this, but a female, an actual female, has been spotted sporting several Star Wars tattoos. From what I see, my count is at least 15 separate Star Wars tattoos. Now this is my kind of woman.

I guess if I saw her at the beach, I wouldn’t be embarrassed if she saw my Star Wars beach towel, or my Star Wars swimming trunks. We can’t be totally sure if this really is woman though. If only we had Admiral Ackbar around to warn us.

Check out a larger photo below, and while you’re at it, here are some more Star Wars tattoos.

The Imperial March Performed by Tesla Coils

Mathue Shell — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 19:44:16 +0000

Gallery: 25 Geeky, Awesome, and Weird Star Wars Tattoos

Mathue Shell — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 20:08:32 +0000

In honor of all the Star Wars geeks out there, including myself, here are 25 tattoos; possibly for inspiration. Some weird, some awesome, some overkill.

I spent a few minutes trying to think up a few puns for this post, but I failed miserably. I wonder where these people got their tattoos done. Probably on Tattooine…or at a shop in the Darth Mall. See? That’s all I got.

Check out the gallery of Star Wars tattoos below! (click to enlarge)

AT-AT Anatomy T-Shirt. Die Rebel Scum, Die!

Mathue Shell — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 00:21:51 +0000

Well, it’s another week, and here we have another awesome t-shirt.

Redbubble seller and artist, rubyred, has shown us all that these Imperial AT-AT Walkers are actually real animals, and that the rebels should be ashamed for harming such fragile creatures. It’s not their faults the Empire has captured them, encased them in metal armor, forced them into labor, and strapped guns on their heads.

Pick up this shirt in many different colors and styles for $26. Pricey, but this a shirt any Star Wars geek must have.

Pretty in Pink. An Imperial Stormtrooper Protests at the G20 Summit.

Mathue Shell — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 18:56:22 +0000

This photo was taken in London, during the G20 Summit this week.

What better way to join in with the thousands of protesters throwing rocks and breaking windows, than to throw on a nice pink Stormtrooper helmet and suit? It’s very fashionable, eye-catching, and delivers a point. Well…it doesn’t really deliver a point, but who cares? Geeks always have a unique way of protesting.

Check out the full photo below…

Map of the Entire Star Trek Universe!

Mathue Shell — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 20:09:40 +0000

Click to enlarge.

The Original Star Wars Trilogy in Animated GIF Format

Mathue Shell — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 16:56:26 +0000

A New Hope

Empire Strikes Back

Return of the Jedi

Samurai Stormtrooper

Mathue Shell — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 04:01:29 +0000