The first trailer for the third installment in the Twilight Saga, Eclipse. If you’re not a part of the mass of screaming teenage girls waiting for this movie, you probably would be, if Twilight ended like this.

If I had to choose, I’d much rather have that Edward Cullen shower curtain that stares at you when you poop, than to ever meet a person wearing these. You think this isn’t that weird? Well check out what the inside of the underwear looks like…

Considering that the majority of people who would wear these underwear are underage, it’s even more messed up.

The bootleg version of this trailer hit the web a few days ago, but now the official release is here. Enjoy, and try not to have a heart attack when you see Robert Pattinson. I know I don’t need to remind people how crazy Twilight/New Moon fans can get. This video of a crazy woman crying while watching the first New Moon trailer is enough to make you understand.

Here’s something for all you “team Jacob” fans out there. This new New Moon trailer features some commentary from Taylor Lautner, the actor who plays Jacob Black, and shows some new footage that wasn’t in the first trailer. Probably not enough for all the hardcore fans, but it’ll have to hold you over until the next trailer comes out.

New Moon hits theaters on November 20th.

Yes, you read the title right. This is a 14 second preview of the new New Moon trailer that’s yet to come out. So what this is, is a trailer for a trailer. Hey, I’m sure if you’re a Twilight/New Moon fan, this is still enough to get you all giddy and excited, so enjoy, and be sure to check back for the full trailer when it hits.

I swear, if Twilight had ended like this, I would agree with all the idiotic people who say it’s the best movie ever. It might not be a fair fight, but it’d still be entertaining. Since this is not how it ended, If you really want to see Edward Cullen die, you can go watch Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. He gets owned in that movie.

I’m sorry if I piss off all the Twilight fans. I haven’t read the books, and I’m not about to say it’s the worst movie of all time, but this is funny, and you know it. Also, if you’re one of the people who seriously claim it’s the best movie ever, I am not sorry for pissing you off. Check out the full “comic” below.

Even though this is a video of Edward Cullen getting beaten up by Buffy, I was a little bored. That is, until the death shot of Cedric Diggory from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire came in. That did it for me.

Here’s one for the Twilight fans; the first trailer for New Moon, the sequel to last year’s Twilight! The trailer premiered last night during the MTV Movie Awards. New Moon is currently set for release on November 20th, 2009. The third book, Eclipse, and the fourth book, Breaking Dawn, are both already planned for movie adaptation.

To date, Twilight’s theatrical release has grossed nearly $200 million in the United States, and just over $370,000 worldwide. That, plus all the book sales, merchandise sales, and DVD sales means this movie was a success, even if it did have mixed ratings. The movie was such a success that the 2nd movie is currently being worked on, and the 3rd movie already has a release date. The 2nd movie, New Moon, is scheduled to hit theaters on November 20th, 2009. The 3rd movie, Eclipse, is planned and scheduled for a June 30th, 2010 release.

There are 4 books in the Twilight series, so if the 2nd and 3rd movies do well, it’s only a matter of time before the 4th is made. Even though a lot of people bad mouth this movie, and the sequels to be made, they have to remember that the movies are based off books. Books with lots and lots of dedicated fans. It’s almost like Harry Potter…People who say Harry Potter is lame, probably have never read the books, so they can’t really know.

For the record, I’ve never read the Twilight books.