That dress is so short, you can almost see her Cloyster! I’d make a joke about tapping it, but that’s Magic the Gathering cards.
This is the first official photo released of Andrew Garfield as the new Peter Parker/Spider-Man; wearing the brand new Spider-Man costume no less! The Spider-Man reboot is currently set to hit theaters on July 3rd, 2012.

If you don’t think this Tank cosplay looks good, go find that Left 4 Dead porn parody called Left 4 Head. I’m sure that will convince you to reconsider.

This short film is 8:40 long, but it’s well worth the time. Don’t bother watching if you’re not going to wait until the end, which is great.