Tamagotchi Deadbeat Dad

Oh the memories. I had a Tamagotchi. I had a Tamagotchi watch. I even had the Digimon Tamagotchi. They were awesome back in the 90’s. That is, until it died from lack of feeding and rolling around in it’s own feces. It really went downhill when I had that Tamagotchi with a pedometer inside. The thing needed to be walked, and let’s face it, I was too busy playing Pokemon Red on my Game Boy Color and watching Dragonball Z.