The first trailer for the third installment in the Twilight Saga, Eclipse. If you’re not a part of the mass of screaming teenage girls waiting for this movie, you probably would be, if Twilight ended like this.

The bootleg version of this trailer hit the web a few days ago, but now the official release is here. Enjoy, and try not to have a heart attack when you see Robert Pattinson. I know I don’t need to remind people how crazy Twilight/New Moon fans can get. This video of a crazy woman crying while watching the first New Moon trailer is enough to make you understand.

Here’s something for all you “team Jacob” fans out there. This new New Moon trailer features some commentary from Taylor Lautner, the actor who plays Jacob Black, and shows some new footage that wasn’t in the first trailer. Probably not enough for all the hardcore fans, but it’ll have to hold you over until the next trailer comes out.

New Moon hits theaters on November 20th.

Yes, you read the title right. This is a 14 second preview of the new New Moon trailer that’s yet to come out. So what this is, is a trailer for a trailer. Hey, I’m sure if you’re a Twilight/New Moon fan, this is still enough to get you all giddy and excited, so enjoy, and be sure to check back for the full trailer when it hits.

These two clips are camera versions from San Diego Comic-Con, and are pretty bad quality. I know that won’t stop all the fans from watching them over and over again though. Other than the quality, you have to try and listen over the mass of screaming girls. So, good luck with that. When high quality clips come online, I’ll repost them. Check out the second clip below.

I swear, if Twilight had ended like this, I would agree with all the idiotic people who say it’s the best movie ever. It might not be a fair fight, but it’d still be entertaining. Since this is not how it ended, If you really want to see Edward Cullen die, you can go watch Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. He gets owned in that movie.

I’m sorry if I piss off all the Twilight fans. I haven’t read the books, and I’m not about to say it’s the worst movie of all time, but this is funny, and you know it. Also, if you’re one of the people who seriously claim it’s the best movie ever, I am not sorry for pissing you off. Check out the full “comic” below.

Here’s one for the Twilight fans; the first trailer for New Moon, the sequel to last year’s Twilight! The trailer premiered last night during the MTV Movie Awards. New Moon is currently set for release on November 20th, 2009. The third book, Eclipse, and the fourth book, Breaking Dawn, are both already planned for movie adaptation.

Nothing exciting, but probably interesting enough for those die hard fans. From left to right: Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner, Nikki Reed.

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