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Posted by: Frodosringfinger |
February 1st, 2008, 5:30 pm
MrPiet on May 30th, 2008, 5:58 am
maybe you should add a stat for the lines of text spoken by Rambo and a stat of how often he's kind of grumming
Mustache on April 9th, 2008, 3:06 pm
Stallone vs. Norris
This is huge. So many different aspects of super
badassness, it was a close call. Chuck Norris is famed
for his roundhouse kicks, shirtless vests, and a
wicked sweet manbeard. Stallone is famed for his
crooked scowl, italian porn star background and
general acting prowess - see the new Rambo and you
will see an Oscar worthy performance. Although both
have had a stellar acting careers only one has been in
a movie that has gotten an academy award, 1976 Rocky
Best Picture. Now this doesn't show how tough Stallone
is, just his versatility. Getting a prestigeous award
while being so terrible, makes him even more
dangerous.
Heres the rundown:
Facial Hair:
Stallone: Sweet beard in night hawks and Rocky 4,
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69&vendorid=102
Norris: Super sweet beard and stache in all movies.
The ones that he had no facial hair in no one
remembers.
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pg
-Advantage Norris
Super Power:
Stallone: Rigorous training and dressing/arming
montages.
Norris: Roundhouse kicks to the face.
-Advantage Norris
Strengths And Skills:
Stallone: Resistance to torture, human punching bag,
bow and arrow skills, camoflouge in mud skills, arm
wrestling champion, ability to scale ice cliffs, be
frozen in time, escape from prison.
Norris: Can shoot two uzis at same time, karate and
roundhouse kick master, mobility in tight jeans,
-Advantage Stallone
Weakness:
Stallone: First boxing matches with African Americans,
innept/corrupt police, prison, the government.
Norris: Asians, Bruce Lee, alcohol, women, people who
can duck.
-Advantage Norris
Character Name Badassness:
Stallone: john rambo, lincoln hawk, marion cobretti,
rocky, john spartan, ray tango, gabe walker, joe
tanto, kit latura, joseph dredd, dean stevens, jack
carter, robert rath, ray quick.
Norris: cordell walker, james braddock, max donigan,
scott mccoy, matt hunter, eddie cusack, j.j. mcquade,
josh randall, dan stevens, sean kane, scott james,
matt logan, john t. booker, j.d. dawes, chuck
slaughter, colt
-Abvantage Stallone
Rescuing Abilities:
Stallone: Rescued captives from United States,
Vietnam, Afghanistan and Burma
Norris: Rescued captives from Vietnam, Columbia,
United States and Texas.
-Advantage Stallone
When all the dust has settled the amount of super
awesome roles that Stallone has had overshadows Norris
by a huge margin. Norris' roundhouse kick may be seen
from space, but Stallone has fought his fair share of
tough opponents and been smashed in the face before.
Keep in mind that he has beat up Mr. T, He-Man, Action
Jackson, Blade, and that big russian dude that he
threw out the helicopter. The only big name Norris has
fought is Bruce Lee and got kicked in the chest. Plus
although Norris is super hard, he has gotten a bit
soft kicking the crap out of stupid Texans over the
years. Stallone is still shooting people in the face
with arrows and lopping off heads.
Stallone Wins.
zxcvbmn on March 3rd, 2008, 12:10 am
there isnt enough rambo killing, throughout the new movie he kills the majority of people with either his bow or that big motherfucking gun at the end
compared to the original trilogy this movie isnt anything
john rambo on February 19th, 2008, 10:51 pm
Poor Rambo.
No Sex For Him :(
But More For Me :)
Rambo Isnt Gorey Enough :(
I Mean 1000+ On Screen Kill Would Own.
Love From
John Rambo
Vietnam Veteran (Ret)
BelaTheHun on February 8th, 2008, 10:02 am
.Jonathan Michael Reiter on February 4th, 2008, 10:37 am
Huh?
We're keeping count of Rambo's acts of Violence, now?
Wow...
That's about the only acting we're going to see from him anyway, isn't it? :)
Bonez on February 8th, 2008, 9:14 am
Best Stat there has got to be: Sequences in which Rambo is shot at with out significant result, 38 in Rambo 3 or a combined 76 in total.
Thats one Lucky Son of a Bitch!
laddy on February 4th, 2008, 6:58 pm
he almost got a piece in the second movie but his lovely lady got shot before he could get his rocks off.
.Jonathan Michael Reiter on February 4th, 2008, 10:37 am
Huh?
We're keeping count of Rambo's acts of Violence, now?
Wow...
manele on February 4th, 2008, 10:12 am
very funny stats :):):)
vince on February 3rd, 2008, 9:22 pm
No sex scenes, so Rambo is still a virgin.
phonelover on February 2nd, 2008, 8:00 pm
i love your stat !! god like !!
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