Posted on May 31st, 2010 in PicturesStar Wars

Revolutionary War Lightsabers

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  3. Tim says:

    umm… britain started the slave trade… just saying, we were the customers. not the dealers

  4. ebleir says:

    Three letters;

    lol

  5. Rebel says:

    I feel like the Americans (as the Rebellion) should have green lightsabers while the British (the Empire) should have red. Just saying.

  6. King says:

    Agreed. I wonder if the creator of this piece is English.

  7. Mathue Shell says:

    Well, the redcoats with red lightsabers would be a bit of fashion fopa.

  8. Name says:

    Not a fashion faux pas?

  9. Mathue Shell says:

    Sure, whatever. I guess that weird spelling is acceptable…

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  12. kishi says:

    Well, given the acrimonious relationship between England and France at the time, of course the British wouldn't use the French spelling. That'd just be goesh.

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  14. Sir says:

    I'm English and I think it should be Americans with green and British with red.
    Anyone with the most basic understanding of the War of Independence and the Lucas universe would agree.
    This mistake has more to do with the creator being a culturally and historically ignorant clot.

  15. freelop says:

    The relationship at the time? Nothing has changed with it to this day.

  16. balthazarr says:

    yea, looks we gotta Benedict Arnold on our hands. Creative though.

  17. d1g says:

    Not gauche?
    =P

  18. kishi says:

    There's less shooting now.

  19. ARB says:

    hells yes.

  20. kishi says:

    Sir, if you insist on following such a course, I must bid you ado!

  21. Emerix says:

    If you're going to get that pernickety, red lightsabers aren't explicitly for the Sith, Adi Gallia has a red one in episode one, and she's a Jedi master on the Jedi council.

  22. Mathue Shell says:

    yeah! I had a red lightsaber in KOTOR, and I was a Jedi!

  23. Youguysarelosers says:

    NERDS!

  24. Sodom says:

    I LOL'ed. But yeah, the English should totally have red sabers, and the Continental Army, green.

  25. maybe? says:

    Could it not be that this painting isn't Britain vs. America but Britain Vs. France? that would make more sense to me with regards to lightsabre colours. Then again i'm not familiar with this painting so idk

  26. Sodom says:

    Yeah, well see, that would be a plausible assumption, were George Washington not riding on horseback in it.

  27. Dj says:

    The American Flag in the background is a wee bit of a problem with it being France

  28. Martin says:

    If anything, it seems as though there should simply be more diversity of saber color. I think it's fine as it is, though I admit I think that it could be improved by leaving some of the American sabers red, giving some of them blue sabers, and making a few of the American sabers white.

  29. Ghost1227 says:

    Stop lying to yourself. You're a future Sith lord.

  30. Ben says:

    Okay, I gotta chime in here.

    1. Adi Galia's lightsabre was pink, not red.

    2. According to “Splinter of the minds eye”, Red crystals resonate with the darkside of the force, whereas the blue/green spectrum resonates with the light. So while not technically a sith/jedi thing, You just tend to find more of the blue green on “nice” planets, and more red crystals on places like “Korriban” (Sith Homeworld). Yellow crystals are for people like plo kloon who believe in balance, as it's found in both the green AND the red spectrum.

    3. Given the War on Terror, Department of Homeland security, Patriot act, Guantanamo, The colossal failure that was Hurricane Katrina/FEMA, FOX news….Yeah, I'd say that red lightsabres would be appropriate for the American forces, given that we've become the evil Empire. Now all that's (hopefully) changing, but the last 8 years have been a bit…hmm….”dark side” to me.

    /nerd

  31. Mako Aluveaux says:

    You sir, are an idiot.

    BTW, your spelling was weird.

    The origin of the phrase is french, it means “False step”

    Hence “Faux pas”

  32. Mako Aluveaux says:

    You sir, are an idiot.

    BTW, your spelling was weird.

    The origin of the phrase is french, it means “False step”

    Hence “Faux pas”

  33. whateveryouwant says:

    MY PEOPLE!!!

  34. dug says:

    That would have been an ass kicker!

  35. mav5 says:

    I think that the Imperial England should have the red lightsabers, while the rebellious Colonists should have green.

  36. mav5 says:

    However, now that I think of it, the Rebels had red lasers in Star Wars while the Empire had green… or am I mistaken?

  37. thetriforce says:

    Does anyone know if there is a better quality version of this picture? Pls post the link, thanks!

  38. freak-T says:

    horribly mistaken, sir. empire? use green? lol

  39. Anon says:

    On the contrary, the Rebel ships' lasers were red and the empires' were green (referring to the Battle of Endor).

  40. Mathue Shell says:

    Battle of Endor you say…

    IT'S A TRAP!!!

  41. austinsaxman says:

    Well, the uniform colors were red for the British, green for the loyalists, and blue for rebels, so if you wanted to follow the historic colors that would be the way to go.

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  43. focker says:

    ur a douche bag, go to hell…

  44. Adam says:

    so the brits have the green sabers? does that make King George yoda? just wrong.

  45. asd says:

    Mako,

    Eat a dick fag sauce. no one cares.

    btw nice name if your a shAAAARKuh

  46. Penny says:

    what a bunch of pointdexters!!!! Get a life and quit talking about a frickin picture with lightsabers!!!

  47. georgiepeorgie says:

    a red lightsaber simply means the pursuit of the path of personal power, not sith saber.

  48. fuck you says:

    Also i dont think you should be commenting on wierd spellings mathue. why dont you spell mathew the way its supposed to be spelled you cockmongler

  49. XjustXinXcredibleX says:

    No. What he's saying is that in the interstellar battles between the various ships it that the imperial cruisers and tie fighters all fired green lasers and the Millennium Falcon and all of the X-Wings, A-Wings, and what not all fired red lasers. This contradicts the fact that the sabers seem to flow the other way. One can only wonder if Lucas was getting at someone, or if it just seemed cooler to him. I could be mistaken but I believe even the Death Star, when it fired, emitted a green laser.

  50. XjustXinXcredibleX says:

    Congrats on not using the French spelling of adieu. I give thee many applauses for sticking to what you said.

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