Keanu Reeves is Immortal

Not surprising. After all, he is an alien with a giant robot sidekick, has a time machine, and is a God of the virtual world.

http://stylefrizz.com/200911/who-is-keanu-reeves/ Who Is Keanu Reeves? — StyleFrizz

[...] I’ve discussed the subject, a while back, as you may recall. But I really missed this one: Keanu Reeves, my ladies, is an Immortal! And he’s been around well.. since forever! Actually, I received the latest: Keanu, my beautiful ladies, has been dropped here on Earth by an Alien ship. (you know, the kind that’s been rooting around the Kaiser) (via) [...]

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