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its funny cause hes black

It’s fucking wrong because the rhythm is broken.

It should be
If you havin' hull problems I feel bad for you son,
I got 99 problems but a hull breach ain't one.</code.

FAIL

that sounds worse… ?

No. You are wrong. Learn the words.

I think you are obviously not a musician or a poet, the first one fits the meter of the song. If you really wanted to fit hull in there again you could, but it would sound stupid as well as redundant.

no, there way of phrasing it was definitely catchier. but its funny how you think adding FAIL to the end of what you say makes you right.

What does he actually see through that band thing over his eyes?

What 99 problems does he have? Poor chap, I’ve only got about 20 problems but they’re already starting to feel too much for me. And I think my doctor is going to try & wriggle out of prescribing me anti-depressants, he’ll probably try & fob me off with just his words instead.

Back to GnR for you dipshit.

nice!!

I remember an episode of next generation where they show you what he sees, if I remember right it was all heat vision, just shades of red and blue to show what was living and what wasnt.

Geordi was whiter than Wesley Crusher. That’s why he never got the girl.

Hey I know! Lets steal content and plaster it with bullshit watermarks. GO DIE IN A FIRE!

If you having meme problems i feel bad for you son, i got 99 problems but a troll ain’t one…HIT ME.

If yo’ havin fag problems i feel bad fo’ you son,
I got 99 problems but you are a fucking needledick fag and i hope your parents die in a horrible accident involving large canines, sharp spikes, testicle removal and a small rodent.
aint one… Hit me!!

Y U NO GO FUCK-A YOUSEFF?

Web Design drew dis… web design disserves your children to eat and fornicate with forever! mmmmmmmmmm

“Hey I know! Lets steal content and plaster it with bullshit watermarks. GO DIE IN A FIRE”

Challenge Accepted.

I AM THE ORIGINAL RAGE COMIC FACE… THIS COPYCAT SHIT MAKES ME SOOOOOO MAD!!!!!
FUCK YOU ALL FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Wesley Crusher sucks my donkey balls late at night when the night gives him terrors… then i punch him…

If you havin’ fail problems i feel bad for you son,
I got 99 problems but you fucked up…
HIT HIM!

It’s funnier cause he’s blind…

YOU are fucking wrong and i will hunt you and your family and invite them to a party with balloons and clowns and free alcohol and some PCP and free skag and dirty needles and they will feel right at home… then I will torch them all… you are a shit stain on the underpants off life… kill yourself now before i find you…

I dont get it. The real lyric is “I got 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one.” So how would adding an extra syllable “fix” the rhythm… especially when bitch and breach sound similar in this frame? 

Oh… you must be a (retarded) troll. It’s ok. People will start to feel bad for you once your dead and people realize you have no possessions to give them.

It’s even funnier cuz he’s not blind!!!!! Seriously….