Posted on October 7th, 2009 in Cool StuffPictures

Emergency Zombie KitYou never know when a zombie apocalypse might happen. What you do know is, you should always be prepared. At least, you better know; or you might find yourself being eaten alive, waking up dead, and savagely eating and killing your own family to ease your never ending hunger.

This emergency zombie kit comes with the essentials, the bare minimum. It comes with a machete, for close combat and a shotgun for when you’re up against multiple flesh craving zombies. The lid to the kit also doubles as a riot shield, so you can block the lunging bites, throw the zombie to the ground, and beat it’s head in.

Keep in mind, these are only the first things you need in order to survive a zombie infestation. Instead of going into detail about shelter, food, and everything else you will need to survive such a thing, I’ll point you in the direction of the book that will save your life. The Zombie Survival Guide. As you can see, it only costs $10 from Amazon.com, and I’m sure you’re willing to spend $10 to survive. I’ve got my copy, I hope you have yours.

Emergency Zombie Kit

Emergency Zombie Kit

Emergency Zombie Kit

Emergency Zombie Kit

Emergency Zombie Kit

Emergency Zombie Kit

Emergency Zombie Kit

View Comments to “Be Prepared With the Emergency Zombie Kit”

  1. Jericho says:

    years of playing resident evil have given me the knowledge to survive.

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  3. jwpegram says:

    Source for these via Reddit: http://www.realitywired.com/be-prepared-with-th...

    The original source is here and has more pics of the kit, check it out: http://www.craftster.org/forum/index.php?topic=...

  4. jwpegram says:

    Source for these via Reddit: http://www.realitywired.com/be-prepared-with-th...

    The original source is here and has more pics of the kit, check it out: http://www.craftster.org/forum/index.php?topic=...

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