Nothing makes me want to go out and buy some bananas more than seeing a guy shoot them from his nose. Banana helicopter at :12.

If I had to choose, I’d much rather have that Edward Cullen shower curtain that stares at you when you poop, than to ever meet a person wearing these. You think this isn’t that weird? Well check out what the inside of the underwear looks like…
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The most frightening thing you’ll see this Halloween.
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Apparently, when you destroy an HDTV live on television, you’re more worried about some cheap plastic tennis racket attachment. This will definitely be motivation for all the old ladies who watch this channel to call up and order some of those for their kids. Not to mention, playing a tennis game on the Wii without those plastic racket things is like the lamest thing anybody could ever do. If you’re not rocking the plastic, you’re nothing.
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Any young girl having trouble deciding what she wants to be when she grows up, needs to look no further than the video game section at your local store. With the diverse fields of expertise, what girl couldn’t decide what to go for? She can be a make up artist, a wedding planner, a babysitter, or even a cheerleader!
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