Not only does he stare straight into the camera, he waves it in, and then points at his flux capacitor. What the hell? How did they not catch this in editing? This kid ruined the final scene of the Back to the Future trilogy. It wasn’t the best scene to begin with, but come on, it was the end of the saga! From now on, anytime I see this movie, I’ll have to watch that kid…just to see if it changes. It wouldn’t be so bad if he was motioning for Elizabeth Shue, but he’s looking into the camera, into our eyes, into our soul.
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What you have seen, you cannot un-see.
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It’s all so obvious now. Why didn’t I notice it when I was a kid? This whole time, I thought Mario was just an ordinary plumber, put in an extraordinary situation, and he became a hero. Little did I know, it was all an act. This hurts too much. Next I’ll find out that hedgehogs aren’t really blue.
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Poochinski is a TV show from 1990. You know, that time when it was like 20 years ago. Well, a cop gets murdered, and is reincarnated as a “street wise bulldog”. As you can see from the video, hilarity ensues. Some “touching” drama too. He’s not a dog! He’s a cop, dammit! I’d watch this…I’d watch the hell out of this!
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Remember when that girl destroyed her boyfriend’s Xbox 360? Yeah, this girl took it to a whole new level. She didn’t bash his Xbox 360 in with a golf club while he wasn’t home, she went up to the PS3, while he was playing it, snatched it up, wires and all, and power slammed it to the ground. That’s one crazy, badass chick. I feel sorry for the PS3 though. It’s not the PS3′s fault it has a lazy, jobless owner.
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