When you suck at a video game, there’s only so much you can take until you start crying, punching walls, and drinking a glass of milk. A milk mustache…I don’t know what it is, but seeing a milk mustache makes me want to puke. Clean your damn face off! That, on top of all the slobbering and frothing at the mouth, I can hardly bare to watch this video. Good thing I’ll never have to again. You can’t make me! It’s almost as bad as the kid who broke his monitor and shoved his head through the wall after losing one of those Dance Dance Revolution like games that you play with a keyboard…

Nothing makes me want to go out and buy some bananas more than seeing a guy shoot them from his nose. Banana helicopter at :12.

If I had to choose, I’d much rather have that Edward Cullen shower curtain that stares at you when you poop, than to ever meet a person wearing these. You think this isn’t that weird? Well check out what the inside of the underwear looks like…

Considering that the majority of people who would wear these underwear are underage, it’s even more messed up.

The most frightening thing you’ll see this Halloween.

Apparently, when you destroy an HDTV live on television, you’re more worried about some cheap plastic tennis racket attachment. This will definitely be motivation for all the old ladies who watch this channel to call up and order some of those for their kids. Not to mention, playing a tennis game on the Wii without those plastic racket things is like the lamest thing anybody could ever do. If you’re not rocking the plastic, you’re nothing.

Any young girl having trouble deciding what she wants to be when she grows up, needs to look no further than the video game section at your local store. With the diverse fields of expertise, what girl couldn’t decide what to go for? She can be a make up artist, a wedding planner, a babysitter, or even a cheerleader!

How much of an obsessed fangirl do you have to be to buy this? I would hope no fanboys purchased this. Who in their right mind wants a shower curtain with a giant face on it, staring you straight in the eyes when you’re doing your business? Well, I guess a lot of people would like that. This Edward Cullen shower curtain is for sale on Etsy, but it’s sold out.

Girls are meant to do the cleaning. Rightfully so, their toys as children should teach them about the ways of life, and their natural duties in the world. Read the box, follow the instructions.

Video is NSFW due to lots and lots of f-bombs. So this guy ordered some damn chicken, and was forced to wait a more than likely exaggerated 30 damn minutes! It doesn’t get much better than that. A 500 pound man, screaming at the top of his lungs, in public, in front of children, for a four piece chicken nugget. A McDonalds inside of a Walmart. I love this country.

“This is one movie where he didn’t slime anyone.” – pettyjesus on Reddit

I don’t even know where to start. The cheap frozen TV dinner, the milk crate, the dirty towel, the VCR…Luigi’s Mansion. I think I had a better gaming setup than this when I was 4. At least the guy who owns this setup is loyal. The picture of Satoru Iwata on the wall lets us all know that he’s a Nintendo fanboy, and he’s not ashamed to admit it. Good for him. Or her…?

I’m amazed at how devolved this kid is. He’s playing one of the lamest games I’ve ever seen. It’s like Dance Dance Revolution…but for your fingers. At least his monitor was crappy to begin with. Obviously his entire wall is destroyed, but you can see where he put his head through the wall at 2:59 into the video. I’m not sure which is worse; this kid, or the kid who freaks the hell out after getting his World of Warcraft subscription canceled.

Actual headbanging gameplay at 1:00 into the video.

Okay, the first time I watched this video, I was shocked. Then I watched it again, and I think it might just be the outline of his legs. You decide.

The next time this kid thinks about setting his crotch on fire, I hope he realizes the fire will need to be stomped the hell out.

This kid has to be like 10 years old or something. Why in the world is he so excited about those new Vanessa Hudgens nude pics? Why is he even allowed to have a YouTube account? I thought if you were under age, you had to be 13 with a parent’s permission to be on YouTube. Seriously though, aside from the fact that this kid is totally creepy and perverted, I couldn’t help from laughing when he said “tittays”. I wonder if his parents know why he likes watching High School Musical so much.

Wow. This has to be one the biggest fails I’ve seen in a while. This guy has no idea how to make an automatic door open. He never got the idea to just stand in front of it. After looking around, confused for a minute, he figures it out, goes it for it, and…well, you watch the video and see for yourself.

Sure, baby jokes can be funny sometimes, but I don’t really think this is a joke. This guy is serious. He wants babies, and you know what for. If he wanted to put up a good baby joke, he should have went with something like, “What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon? One’s fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one’s a water melon.”

Take a look at the full screenshot below. Notice the two comments from babies.

I’m not sure if I should think this is funny, or if I should feel anger towards this guy. He’s taken a horrible symbol and made it full of “lols”. Literally. I guess it’s better than getting the actual swastika though. Nobody likes neo-nazis. He’s just a lol-nazi; scouring the internet for overly happy people and depressing them with those sad Sarah McLachlan SPCA animal commercials.

UPDATE: YouTube removed to original video, so here’s another. Skip to around 1:10 into the video.

I’m not sure what Barney was thinking. Having a kid make rapid thrusting movements with his hand into his own mouth, loving it, dancing around, so excited. in the beginning of the video, why is Barney shaking his gut so damn fast? This video is weird.

I thought it was a pretty cool looking poster, so I scanned through it, looking at all the Star Wars characters…and then I stopped, looked back up, and spotted a face. A face that doesn’t fit. Why was it there? I thought the poster was supposed to be a collage of Star Wars characters.

Check out the full poster below and see if you can find the problem. Hint: Right.

I’m not sure what’s going on in this picture. All I can gather from it is that Wolverine is being punched in the face by some sort of Invisible Man.

Check out the same picture without the “hurrs” and “derp derp derps”, below.

Isn’t he a little short to be a Stormtrooper? Oh, wait, nevermind. That’s the least of the problems in this picture.

I have no idea who this guy is, or why he’s trying to teach us how to make iced tea. All I know is, if I saw this guy trying to hand me a cup of tea, I would immediately refuse. Maybe it’s his voice, maybe it’s his eyes, maybe it’s because he uses too much sugar…or maybe it’s the evil laugh at the very end of the video.

Warning; this video is about 96% NSFW. I didn’t think it was too bad…until the last second, when they show her mouth.

Would you let this thing into your home? There is no doubt in my mind, that one day, after weeks, months, maybe years of putting your money into this bank, it’ll take it’s chance, grab your hand, tear it off, and while you flail around on the floor, screaming, in pain, this machine will send a signal to the collective intelligence of it’s kind, thus starting the takeover and Judgment Day.

Stuff, hug, and play. This is definitely be a better than this Wolverine blowup toy.

This guy is a sex offender, so obviously he did something horrible. Even so, I can’t help feeling that this man is an awesome guy. Anybody who loves dinosaurs enough to change their name to Tyrannosaurus Rex, let alone Tyrannosaurus Rex Mullens, gets a cool stamp in my book.

What do you think of, when you think of eating a sandwich from Burger King? Oral Sex? Of course! The marketing guys at Burger King know this, and are going to exploit it to it’s full potential! This is their latest ad for the “Super Seven Incher”, and it will blow your mind!

Check out the full ad below, and make sure to read the small text if you have a desire for a something long, juicy…and flame-grilled.

What happens if you refuse Wilkins Coffee? Well, as you can clearly see from the video, you’ll be ruthlessly murdered, blown up, and smashed in the face with pies. Watch the video, then go stock up on Wilkins Coffee…just in case.

Wow. I really, really, hope this video is real. Lots of people are crying fake, and obviously it’s so over the top, it just may be fake. If this video is in fact real, I’m happy it is. This kid has the most epic fit I’ve ever seen. He’s raging so hard, he nearly violates himself with a television remote, and then seconds later he goes back into his closet…if you know what I mean. My favorite part was the gorilla chest pound at 1:08 into the video.

UPDATE:
Watch the Remix.

Is is too soon? Steve Irwin sadly died almost 3 years ago now. Sure, I feel like an ass for posting this, but I just can’t help from laughing. It’s just too funny. This is some great editing work; especially when Steve does the barrel roll. Sorry if this upsets anybody, but this is just too funny/WTF not to share.  R.I.P. Steve Irwin. Crikey!

I loved this movie as a kid, but man, this is creepy. This definitely reminds me of that Robin Williams movie, One Hour Photo.

Watch this crazy lady crazily react to the New Moon trailer.

Wait…what? Did she really just say that? I hope so, but probably not. I’m guessing she said “pork chop”, as are many of the YouTube users.

Flickr user !!! :: jozjozjoz :: !!! had a little run in with an intolerant, racist camera. She bought her mother a new Nikon S630 digital camera for Mother’s Day, and decided to take it to a baseball game to use it for the first time. Turns out the camera discriminates against Asian features. Just look at that little face to the left of the “Did someone blink?” text.

I think it could have been better if it were Jesus riding that dinosaur. As we all know, Earth in only 6000 years old and dinosaurs used to walk around giving rides to humans, especially Jesus. That aside, I think think the best thing about this tattoo is the attention to detail. It looks so real; it’s amazing!

Check out a larger photo below…

- More Geek Tattoos

Why would any person NOT wash their hands? It only takes a couple second, and it can prevent sickness and disease. Just think, if you don’t wash your hands after using the bathroom, and then you go to eat something, all the germs from your especially filthy penis, the toilet, the door knob, and whatever else you touched, you are now eating. Not to mention all the germs from all the other penises of other people who didn’t wash their hands.

Here is clever little reminder next time you don’t wash your hands. Click on the image to enlarge.

So here is Yahoo Answers user, Pedrobear, who is obviously an alias of Pedobear, asking a simple question to the other users of YA. Click on the image to see the replies.

I don’t care about Britney Spears at all. She was hot back in the day, but she’s just a nasty redneck now. I didn’t even know she still did concerts; I just had to post this video though. Wait until the end when she is about to go in for a costume change, but she doesn’t realize her mic is still on. A loss for her, a win for the internet.

The music sucks, somebody give this video a techo remix.

If you were a kid back in the 1990’s, as I was, you remember Pokemon very well. It was a card game, it was an epic Gameboy game, it was an awesome TV show, it was on your clothes, your school backpack, and it was on your mind 24 hours a day. Remember Diglett, that cute little Pokemon that pops out the ground? Ever wonder what the rest of Diglett, underground,  looked like?

I don’t think I need to explain this picture. You can see for yourself.

As if the Japanese didn’t do enough weird stuff already. What the hell are they thinking? This picture is just disturbing. It’s probably fake though.

Sorry if this offends you; I’m not trying to be sexist. I know there are horrible men and women drivers, but these 2 videos are just too much. So much space, so little wheel cutting. Bonus video of another woman trying to park, with 3 other women helping her; after the break.

For those who were not awesome enough to catch Attack of the Show on Thursday, here is the world’s shortest escalator.

The world’s shortest escalator in the Kawasaki More’s department store in Japan. It has even been certified by the Guinness Book of Records in 1989 as having the shortest vertical height of 834mm.

As an American, I’m glad to see this isn’t in America.

What an idiot thief. He could have used that Zune…until it died at 12:00am next December 31st.

Ok, so this toddler might look pretty bad ass, but I have to ask…WTF?

What are these people thinking? They’re letting this toddler smoke and making him think it’s cool. He’ll probably be a heavy smoker for the rest of his life; and it’ll probably be a short life. Horrible parents and horrible people laughing, encouraging it.

If you watch TV as much as the average American, you’ve seen this commercial for the “Snuggie” before. It’s like a blanket with sleeves in it…you know, so you can do things while being covered. It’s pretty useless, just put on some damn sweats and put plastic over your windows.

I’m not really sure what’s going on in this video. So the Japanese create a useless robot that only does push-ups. Turns out, this is no ordinary push-up doing robot. It’s EVILLL! (Insert photo of Mermaidman from Spongebob Square Pants)

Watch until the end.

There is nothing to say really. Read the title and you can probably understand what the video will be. That is, if you played Gears of War 2. If you haven’t, get the hell off my Earth.

Before you watch, I warn you, it’s pretty nasty. Nothing too bad, no sex or gore. Still, what the hell were they thinking? How could this ad possibly make anybody want to go out and buy a Zune?

Considering most trick or treaters are children and teenagers, who are to young to even know or care about politics, this is pretty stupid. Like McCain, she wants to give the “candy” to a certain few. If elected, Obama will give the “candy” to everbody.

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