Not only does he stare straight into the camera, he waves it in, and then points at his flux capacitor. What the hell? How did they not catch this in editing? This kid ruined the final scene of the Back to the Future trilogy. It wasn’t the best scene to begin with, but come on, it was the end of the saga! From now on, anytime I see this movie, I’ll have to watch that kid…just to see if it changes. It wouldn’t be so bad if he was motioning for Elizabeth Shue, but he’s looking into the camera, into our eyes, into our soul.
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The Empire isn’t so bad. The Death Star is actually a pretty nice place to live. Sometimes it smells like I’m standing next to a running car though. I think my room is near an exhaust vent or something.
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So that whole One Laptop Per Child thing was a great idea. Getting a computer and the internet into the hands of 3rd World children is a noble cause. Too bad the internet is…the internet. These kids have no idea what they’re getting into.
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It’s Mudbloods vs. Mud…crips.
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If you’re a fan of Lost, you no doubt watched the season 6 premiere on Tuesday night. Here is a side-by-side comparison of the Oceanic Flight 815 scenes from the new episode, and from the first ever episode of Lost. Spoiler Alert: Jack has a slightly different haircut.
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