Oh Japan…I wonder where I can get one of those puffy Robotcop feety pajama things. I’d wear that thing to bed every night. Hey, wait a second, did he flip us off at 0:16?

Chewbacca is just a big deformed Ewok.

Check out all the zombie slaying goodness! The Left 4 Dead 2 demo is now available for download on Xbox Live for Gold Members, and if you pre-ordered, you’ve already had the demo for a while now. For those who haven’t played the demo, here is a little preview of the new melee weapons. How you can cut off a zombie’s head with a guitar, I do not know…but it’s still awesome.

Not surprising. After all, he is an alien with a giant robot sidekick, has a time machine, and is a God of the virtual world.

There are no birds in the clouds, only Birdo.

Almost as scary as Home Alone 4.

Next time I play The Sims, I’ll have a little more respect for their simulated lives.

If I opened my door to this, I would be freaked the hell out. A little kid, motionless, staring at me but I can’t see his eyes, and on Halloween night to top it off. Little kids are just plain scary. Haven’t you ever seen that movie Pet Cemetery?

I don’t know who this mystery wookie woman is, but I think I’m in love.

Sure, it may not be able to actually transform, but at least it’s better than an Optimus Prime costume made of cardboard and duct tape. This video was looking pretty epic, until he started moving. Autobots! Waddle!

I can’t believe it! Real life “om nom noms”! I thought it was all a lie! Never before have I heard an “om”, or even a “nom”. I’m not sure if it’s possible, but this may be too much cute. For your own safety, only watch this video once.

Let’s squish our fruits together.

Funny, or messed up? You decide. That poor cat has no idea what the hell gravity is, what the hell is happening, or who the hell that evil human was who pulled the leash, making him barrel roll like crazy.

I know this video is old, but I’ve never seen the Street Fighter remix before. I’m glad I have now. I can die a slightly happier man.

The most frightening thing you’ll see this Halloween.

I’d like to think Darth is using hisforce powers to control all of these violin players. That would be badass. Still, conducting an orchestra is no where near as entertaining as an Imperial Hammer Dance.

Batman is a pretty rude guy. He has a habit of disappearing when people are right in the middle of talking to him. If he pulled that crap with me, he’d be off my Facebook friend list, no question.

When breakdancing causes you brain damage, you know you’re doing it wrong. Even watching too much breakdancing can cause brain damage. I swear, if one more stupid dance movie comes out…

I’m not even sure what to say about this. What were they thinking? This commercial, in no way, makes me want to go out and buy The Legend of Zelda. At least this weird Japanese Legend of Zelda commercial is entertaining.

For the ladies. Some Edward Cullen nipple action. Just keep the screams at a reasonable level please.

Apparently, when you destroy an HDTV live on television, you’re more worried about some cheap plastic tennis racket attachment. This will definitely be motivation for all the old ladies who watch this channel to call up and order some of those for their kids. Not to mention, playing a tennis game on the Wii without those plastic racket things is like the lamest thing anybody could ever do. If you’re not rocking the plastic, you’re nothing.

It’s an all-out typeface-off! The sequel to Font Conference.

A sweet odor like honey.

This is a video of a dog barking at himself while watching a video of himself barking at a another video of himself. I think I got that right. Just watch for yourself.

Popping the question with a custom Super Mario World level. How a true Nintendo fanboy proposes.

Watch The Angry Video Game Nerd: Castlevania Part I…

This better not be fake. Oh, it’s a viral video for the some guy’s blog… Fuuuuuuu-

Obi Wan tells us what he really thinks about Mos Eisley. “You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy”, put into more simpler terms.

Childhood = Destroyed.

Also, Star Wars: The Longest Crash Ever

No longer will you need to worry about stabbing yourself with those sharp letter openers. Just pick one of these little guys up, and you’re set. Just remember to feed it and clean up the poop.

Did you really expect this video to last any longer?

Oh the memories. I had a Tamagotchi. I had a Tamagotchi watch. I even had the Digimon Tamagotchi. They were awesome back in the 90’s. That is, until it died from lack of feeding and rolling around in it’s own feces. It really went downhill when I had that Tamagotchi with a pedometer inside. The thing needed to be walked, and let’s face it, I was too busy playing Pokemon Red on my Game Boy Color and watching Dragonball Z.

This is what happens when you play Halo 3 online, with the gamertag “Jesus Died LOL”. The best part has to be when a random kid says,”I’m gonna shoot you.” Thus, reinforcing the stereotype that religious people are violent gun loving rednecks; which is not really that much of a false classification. Also watch: Playing Halo 3 with the Gamertag “xxxGayBoyxxx”

More Angry Video Game Nerd…

You know you like puppy videos.

From the BBC show, Walk on the Wild Side.

I have a bad feeling about this. Nothing good can come out of playing a NES game, inside of an actual NES game. Watch for the rips in the Universe. This just isn’t natural.

Have you ever watched one man opening a door and entering for 6 minutes? Well, I have! Time to cross an item of the Life Goals list.

Raise your glass in honor of those who lost their lives when the Death Star was destroyed. Thank goodness for the space traffic that help some up, and prevented them from being there.

It’s not really surprising to hear the reactions. This guy is playing Halo. Which we all know, is the game of choice for all kids ages 9 and up, and all the teenagers with high-pitched voices, ages 14 and up. At least xxxGayBoyxxx had FriendlyUncle backing up his rear. See what I did there?

Zero Punctuation takes on the game Wet.

What the hell did I just watch? 2:32, Cantina Band.

Ever wonder what the intro for Lost would be like if the show was made back in the 1980’s?

This shows you just how cool, or maybe how weird the Japanese are. Try this in America and I have no doubt in my mind, that some redneck will pull his concealed gun out and kill you, then use the terlet and chew on some tobaccer.

Watch this paper airplane’s epic journey from the 31st floor of an office building in New York.

LARP is Live Action Role Playing. Don’t talk trash about larping. If you don’t know how awesome it is, just check out that movie with Paul Rudd and Sean William Scott, Role Models.

Could you imagine living with First Person Shooter Disorder? Simple tasks like buttering toast, crossing the street, and even entering a building would seem nearly impossible. It would be nice to have all the items you need conveniently with you at all times though. When it’s time to brush your teeth, equip your toothbrush, when it’s time to feed the pet, equip the food scoop. At least it’s better than Street Fighter Syndrome.

Next time your roommate asks you to get his back, just go with it.

What does Marty McFly do when he can’t get the DeLorean to work? He uses his head of course!

Actually, I don’t even think girls run like this. This is a style of it’s own. I’m not sure what it should be called. Segal Style? If you ever see someone flailing their arms around like this when running, ask them if they’re a fan of Steven Segal.

Here is a touching love song about one man’s love for Street Fighter 4, Hadoukens, Shoryukens, and E. Honda’s bitch slaps.

This is your daily dose of cute. Enjoy it.

Star Wars: The Old Republic is hoping to take a chunk out of the MMO market, and take on the giant World of Warcraft. If they can really take the time and do this game right, I have no doubt that The Old Republic could be a success. Everybody loves Star Wars. Everybody wants more Star Wars. Most importantly, Star Wars fans want a good Star Wars experience. I know one thing for sure; I can’t wait to get this game, create a character, and explore the Star Wars universe.

If you’ve ever wondered what’s up with that Toad guy from the Super Mario games, I’m sure this video will answer all of questions.

Unfortunately, this is not a trailer for a movie. It’s not even a trailer for an awesome fan made YouTube video. It’s a trailer for a book. It’s a submission for the Star Wars: Death Troopers Book Trailer Competition made by 5ive by 5ive Studios. A book about zombie Stormtroopers. I would actually consider reading that. Marvel Zombies was epic, and still is. I can only assume Star Wars Zombies would be epic as well. Zombies in space!

I don’t know why, but the ending to this video might just be the most funny thing I’ve ever seen.

If you haven’t watched the first few episodes of NBC’s new show, Community, you more than likely will find this video unfunny.

I don’t know where to begin. This kid does the best impression of Christian Bale’s Batman voice that I’ve ever heard. With the perfect timing and flawlessly perfomed, “then you’re gonna love me”, line, this video is nothing less than epic.

Star Wars: Uncut, is a remake of Star Wars obviously. Not just any old big budget remake though. This movie consists of 15 second clips, made by the fans, strung together to make the entire Star Wars movie.

One clip might be a guy playing Luke Skywalker, the next clip might be a Luke Skywalker action figure playing Luke Skywalker, the next clip might be a woman dressed up like Luke Skywalker playing Luke Skywalker. The possibilities are endless. There are only 10 scenes remaining that need to be shot and approved for the final cut. When this thing is done, I can’t wait to watch it.

Check out the official site at StarWarsUncut.com

I guess NFL commentators don’t know about this thing called the internet; where everything you say can and will be taken out of context, and used for the amusement of others.

Video is NSFW due to lots and lots of f-bombs. So this guy ordered some damn chicken, and was forced to wait a more than likely exaggerated 30 damn minutes! It doesn’t get much better than that. A 500 pound man, screaming at the top of his lungs, in public, in front of children, for a four piece chicken nugget. A McDonalds inside of a Walmart. I love this country.

If you don’t feel like playing the game, you can just read the Bioshock fairy tale. I do warn you though; you won’t be able to experience all the wrench head bashing and the setting of people on fire with a simple finger snap. When I found out Atlas really was Fontaine, I think I said the exact same thing as this old man. “Oh no.”

If you’re a Bioshock fan, would you kindly watch this video?

Could it be? Does The Angry Video Game Nerd review a game that he actually likes? Yes. But it’s hard as hell. – More Angry Video Game Nerd…

Attack of the Show shows us how Twilight should have been. They’re vampires! Kill them, don’t date them! I agree with this. Unless it’s True Blood. True Blood is awesome.

Also, check out Kill Bill in One Minute.

Red Leader takes his good time when dieing.