It’s not Halloween anymore, but who cares? We don’t need Halloween to appreciate one of the greatest costumes ever made. Let’s just hope the rider doesn’t take him out for too long. It’s really cold on Hoth. It was one of the saddest things I’ve ever seen when that poor Tauntaun froze to death in Empire Strikes Back, and to add insult to death, Han Solo slices him open with a lightsaber. Never Forget, Unnamed Tauntaun. Damn you Han Solo.

If only this were the actual music playing during the castle levels…Somebody make a mod please.

Where is your god now?

Sarah Palin’s book Going Rogue, goes rogue on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. I might buy this book, if it were cheaper than a pack of toilet paper, and I was really tight on cash. Then again, I might not. I don’t want my ass to catch the stupid.

Watch to the end for the replay.

When you suck at a video game, there’s only so much you can take until you start crying, punching walls, and drinking a glass of milk. A milk mustache…I don’t know what it is, but seeing a milk mustache makes me want to puke. Clean your damn face off! That, on top of all the slobbering and frothing at the mouth, I can hardly bare to watch this video. Good thing I’ll never have to again. You can’t make me! It’s almost as bad as the kid who broke his monitor and shoved his head through the wall after losing one of those Dance Dance Revolution like games that you play with a keyboard…

It’s hard to tell at the beginning of the video, so watch all the way through. After seeing it, I’m going to say has PC the best graphics, Xbox 360 second best, and surprisingly the PS3 with the worst of the three. I wonder if these graphics can hold up against the new Modern Warfare Wii port…

If you’ve been on the internet for a few years, you’ve surely seen the classic Star Wars Gangsta Rap. Over 5 years later, the sequel is here!

Despite the extreme amount of cute in this video, Imperial Dog stands no chance against Zeldog.

A 6th Grader’s report on thunderstorms.

In case you missed it, check out the far superior AT-ST Imperial Walker Costume…

It’s been done a million times, but this time…it’s better!

Nothing makes me want to go out and buy some bananas more than seeing a guy shoot them from his nose. Banana helicopter at :12.

Watching this instantly triggers the Imperial March to start playing in my head. Dun dun dun duh dun duh dun duh duh, Dun dun dun duh dun duh dun duh duh…

Deep in his heart, John knows he can’t fail, because when he grows up, he’ll be…Christian Bale.

After watching this, I fired up the Left 4 Dead 2 demo, went to the jukebox, and listened to the Jonathan Coulton zombie awesomeness. A few seconds later, a horde of zombies devoured my team. Ironically, when the song Still Alive started playing, I was about to die.

Oh Japan…I wonder where I can get one of those puffy Robotcop feety pajama things. I’d wear that thing to bed every night. Hey, wait a second, did he flip us off at 0:16?

Chewbacca is just a big deformed Ewok.

Check out all the zombie slaying goodness! The Left 4 Dead 2 demo is now available for download on Xbox Live for Gold Members, and if you pre-ordered, you’ve already had the demo for a while now. For those who haven’t played the demo, here is a little preview of the new melee weapons. How you can cut off a zombie’s head with a guitar, I do not know…but it’s still awesome.

Not surprising. After all, he is an alien with a giant robot sidekick, has a time machine, and is a God of the virtual world.

There are no birds in the clouds, only Birdo.

Almost as scary as Home Alone 4.

Next time I play The Sims, I’ll have a little more respect for their simulated lives.

If I opened my door to this, I would be freaked the hell out. A little kid, motionless, staring at me but I can’t see his eyes, and on Halloween night to top it off. Little kids are just plain scary. Haven’t you ever seen that movie Pet Cemetery?

I don’t know who this mystery wookie woman is, but I think I’m in love.

Sure, it may not be able to actually transform, but at least it’s better than an Optimus Prime costume made of cardboard and duct tape. This video was looking pretty epic, until he started moving. Autobots! Waddle!

I can’t believe it! Real life “om nom noms”! I thought it was all a lie! Never before have I heard an “om”, or even a “nom”. I’m not sure if it’s possible, but this may be too much cute. For your own safety, only watch this video once.

Let’s squish our fruits together.

Funny, or messed up? You decide. That poor cat has no idea what the hell gravity is, what the hell is happening, or who the hell that evil human was who pulled the leash, making him barrel roll like crazy.

I know this video is old, but I’ve never seen the Street Fighter remix before. I’m glad I have now. I can die a slightly happier man.

The most frightening thing you’ll see this Halloween.

I’d like to think Darth is using hisforce powers to control all of these violin players. That would be badass. Still, conducting an orchestra is no where near as entertaining as an Imperial Hammer Dance.

Batman is a pretty rude guy. He has a habit of disappearing when people are right in the middle of talking to him. If he pulled that crap with me, he’d be off my Facebook friend list, no question.

When breakdancing causes you brain damage, you know you’re doing it wrong. Even watching too much breakdancing can cause brain damage. I swear, if one more stupid dance movie comes out…

I’m not even sure what to say about this. What were they thinking? This commercial, in no way, makes me want to go out and buy The Legend of Zelda. At least this weird Japanese Legend of Zelda commercial is entertaining.

For the ladies. Some Edward Cullen nipple action. Just keep the screams at a reasonable level please.

Apparently, when you destroy an HDTV live on television, you’re more worried about some cheap plastic tennis racket attachment. This will definitely be motivation for all the old ladies who watch this channel to call up and order some of those for their kids. Not to mention, playing a tennis game on the Wii without those plastic racket things is like the lamest thing anybody could ever do. If you’re not rocking the plastic, you’re nothing.

It’s an all-out typeface-off! The sequel to Font Conference.

A sweet odor like honey.

This is a video of a dog barking at himself while watching a video of himself barking at a another video of himself. I think I got that right. Just watch for yourself.

Popping the question with a custom Super Mario World level. How a true Nintendo fanboy proposes.

Watch The Angry Video Game Nerd: Castlevania Part I…

This better not be fake. Oh, it’s a viral video for the some guy’s blog… Fuuuuuuu-

Obi Wan tells us what he really thinks about Mos Eisley. “You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy”, put into more simpler terms.

Childhood = Destroyed.

Also, Star Wars: The Longest Crash Ever

No longer will you need to worry about stabbing yourself with those sharp letter openers. Just pick one of these little guys up, and you’re set. Just remember to feed it and clean up the poop.

Did you really expect this video to last any longer?

Oh the memories. I had a Tamagotchi. I had a Tamagotchi watch. I even had the Digimon Tamagotchi. They were awesome back in the 90’s. That is, until it died from lack of feeding and rolling around in it’s own feces. It really went downhill when I had that Tamagotchi with a pedometer inside. The thing needed to be walked, and let’s face it, I was too busy playing Pokemon Red on my Game Boy Color and watching Dragonball Z.

This is what happens when you play Halo 3 online, with the gamertag “Jesus Died LOL”. The best part has to be when a random kid says,”I’m gonna shoot you.” Thus, reinforcing the stereotype that religious people are violent gun loving rednecks; which is not really that much of a false classification. Also watch: Playing Halo 3 with the Gamertag “xxxGayBoyxxx”

More Angry Video Game Nerd…

You know you like puppy videos.

From the BBC show, Walk on the Wild Side.

I have a bad feeling about this. Nothing good can come out of playing a NES game, inside of an actual NES game. Watch for the rips in the Universe. This just isn’t natural.

Have you ever watched one man opening a door and entering for 6 minutes? Well, I have! Time to cross an item of the Life Goals list.

Raise your glass in honor of those who lost their lives when the Death Star was destroyed. Thank goodness for the space traffic that help some up, and prevented them from being there.

It’s not really surprising to hear the reactions. This guy is playing Halo. Which we all know, is the game of choice for all kids ages 9 and up, and all the teenagers with high-pitched voices, ages 14 and up. At least xxxGayBoyxxx had FriendlyUncle backing up his rear. See what I did there?

Zero Punctuation takes on the game Wet.

What the hell did I just watch? 2:32, Cantina Band.