There’s absolutely nothing wrong with wearing backwards robes and watching Twilight…if you’re a female.

Whatever you do, never get drunk and accidentally let people know how cool you think Twilight is.

We’ve already seen facebook status updates from video game characters like Sonic, Princess Peach, and Diddy Kong. Now we get to follow the lives of some of our favorite superheroes like Spider-Man, Bruce Wayne, and Superman.

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This is what happens when you play Halo 3 online, with the gamertag “Jesus Died LOL”. The best part has to be when a random kid says,”I’m gonna shoot you.” Thus, reinforcing the stereotype that religious people are violent gun loving rednecks; which is not really that much of a false classification. Also watch: Playing Halo 3 with the Gamertag “xxxGayBoyxxx”

It’s not really surprising to hear the reactions. This guy is playing Halo. Which we all know, is the game of choice for all kids ages 9 and up, and all the teenagers with high-pitched voices, ages 14 and up. At least xxxGayBoyxxx had FriendlyUncle backing up his rear. See what I did there?

So it turns of that the users of Yahoo! Answers are actually useful. This guy has answered a question that I’ve been wondering about for, well, forever! I’ve always wondered what would happen if some lightsaber wielding Sith took a swipe at Superman. Now I have a logical, well thought out conclusion of what might happen.

Ever wonder what it would be like to befriend some of the most famous video game characters on Facebook? Wonder no more! Who would’ve guessed that Tails is totally in love and obsessed with Sonic? Now when the Princess is kidnapped again, and again, and again, you’ll know! I just hope somebody helps Diddy Kong out of those barrels. Poor guy might suffocate.

Not sure which is funnier, the fact that the guy Darius said this knowing the girl’s father was in the conversation, or the fact that the father said, “that black guy”. Another reason why parents on facebook is a bad thing. Actually, it might just be a good thing. We always need new reasons to laugh at other people on the internet.

To sum it up, Myspace users are full blown douche bags, Twitter users are douch bags in the making, Facebook users are hipster douche bags, deviantART users are anime loving tweenagers, and Google is the disappointed father of it’s son YouTube.

It’s almost an accurate summary of most people on those sites, not all of course. I’m not sure what this says about me. I use Facebook, Twitter, and most importantly YouTube.

This is just more of the struggle of World of Warcraft players trying to date other people, in real life, instead of just having in game romances. Don’t act like you don’t know what I’m talking about. There are role playing servers for a reason.

I kind of agree with the father in this video though. I would never want my son or daughter to date some noob who knows nothing about anything. Simply having a Myspace or Facebook account doesn’t mean you know anything about the internet, it’s lore, and it’s endless entertainment and knowledge. No noobs allowed in my family; I suggest you have the same rule for your family.

Sure, baby jokes can be funny sometimes, but I don’t really think this is a joke. This guy is serious. He wants babies, and you know what for. If he wanted to put up a good baby joke, he should have went with something like, “What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon? One’s fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one’s a water melon.”

Take a look at the full screenshot below. Notice the two comments from babies.

I actually saw this shirt for sale at Walmart the other day. It was only $7.50.

Words cannot explain the epicness of this collaboration. One of the most loved rock bands of all time, and the biggest song ever (on the internet); mashed up into one big ball of awesome. Watch and enjoy.

Ever get suckered into watching a crappy video? Somebody posts a link, or sends a link to you claiming they’ve found an awesome, funny, or interesting video; you watch it only to find out it sucks. Don’t you wish you could get your 5 minutes back? Well this guy got his 5 minutes back. Well, he tried at least.

Here are 227 words that YouTube will start censoring in their comments.

You can still use these words, but they will trigger the profanity filter and show up as ******. If you turn the profanity filter off, you can still have the joy of reading other people’s profanities.

Why would YouTube ban such funny words and phrases? Probably because they’re giant whoreface twatwaffles! I can’t believe they’re censoring “bitchtits”…

Seriously, don’t sell things to him! He aintpayinyou! (Click to Enlarge)

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Without Twitter, we would have never known that time travel has been made possible. Not only is it possible, but as you can clearly see from this picture, it’s been tested successfully. I cannot even begin to imagine all the things we can do now; all the mistakes that can be fixed. This is a great day for science, a great day for mankind.

I am ashamed to admit it, but I’ve tweeted my share of useless tweets. I’ve tweeted that I’m about to watch a TV show, I’ve tweeted that I was eating dinner…oh man, I hope they’re not coming for me. I swear, I’ll only tweet about serious issues like world news and science and stuff from now on. Follow @Geekstir

Kid freaks out after his mother cancels his World of Warcraft account, then Keyboard Cat plays him off, the spoof, and now the remix. Internet, you keep me young.

It was only a matter of time before this video got an injection of Keyboard Cat. If you haven’t seen the video yet, this kid totally flips out and rages hard after his mom cancels his World of Warcraft account. It’s probably the best video I’ve seen on the internet in a long time…well, until Keyboard Cat got involved. Now it’s even better. Watch the original.

Don’t get me wrong, this painting is great…but it’s not enough for me. I need to hear the masterful keyboard playing, I need to see the nonchalant look on Keyboard Cat’s face as he plays off a guy who’s just been severely injured, or a kid who’s just found out he was adopted.

That might sound horrible, but don’t act like you don’t laugh at those videos!

Check out the full painting below.

I’m actually a little freaked out. One of my neighbors has their Wi-Fi named, “I’m watching you.”

Here are some funny and horribly funny puns from the users at Reddit.com:

- “Freeze!”
- “Chill out dude, he’s just going for a jog”
- “Don’t be fooled, he’s an ice-cold killer.”
- “Icey what you did there.”
- “This meme is so cool i can store my dairy products in it.”
- “What’s white and blue but can’t climb trees? … … A fridge in a denim jacket.”
- “This pun thread is getting a frigid reception.”

A new meme is born. Click on the picture to enlarge.

More Keyboard Cat (1), (2)…

Keyboard Cat has claimed another victim.

Keyboard Cat is the latest thing sweeping the internet. If you haven’t heard about it, just watch this video, then go search for “play him off keyboard cat” on YouTube or Google. Click the results, watch, laugh. It’s basically every video ending with a fail or sadness, edited to end with an awesome cat playing keyboards, thus making the video funny, or in some cases, as with this video, even more funny.

When I got up this morning, I went to check out a couple of my favorite sites, and was surprises to see the jokes already being played.

Check out some of the best April Fools’ I’ve seen so far: