Screw birdwatching on Yavin, get your ass to Dagobah! DAGOBAM!

It’s not Halloween anymore, but who cares? We don’t need Halloween to appreciate one of the greatest costumes ever made. Let’s just hope the rider doesn’t take him out for too long. It’s really cold on Hoth. It was one of the saddest things I’ve ever seen when that poor Tauntaun froze to death in Empire Strikes Back, and to add insult to death, Han Solo slices him open with a lightsaber. Never Forget, Unnamed Tauntaun. Damn you Han Solo.

I’m not sure if this is awesome, or a total lack of respect for the divide of the Trek and the Wars. This is real though. The Star Trek DVD came out yesterday, so I put it in to check and make sure this wasn’t photoshopped. It took me a while to find the exact scene, but when I saw it, needless to say, some bricks were excreted. The R2-D2 cameo happens around the 47:39 mark, but it goes so fast, so unless you have a slow motion button, you might miss it.

If you’ve been on the internet for a few years, you’ve surely seen the classic Star Wars Gangsta Rap. Over 5 years later, the sequel is here!

Despite the extreme amount of cute in this video, Imperial Dog stands no chance against Zeldog.

Luke’s Jedi mind powers might not work on him, but I’m sure a knife and fork would do the trick.

In case you missed it, check out the far superior AT-ST Imperial Walker Costume…

It’s been done a million times, but this time…it’s better!

Watching this instantly triggers the Imperial March to start playing in my head. Dun dun dun duh dun duh dun duh duh, Dun dun dun duh dun duh dun duh duh…

Damn you Tarkin! You’re a liar, you’re a monster! The pumpkin people of Pumpkin Alderaan were peaceful, they had no weapons!

I’m in such awe, I almost didn’t notice cake Luke Skywalker in his cake Snowspeeder, using his cake harpoons and cake tow cables to bring down the cake AT-AT Walker. I wonder which would taste better; this Imperial Walker cake, or an Imperial Star Destroyer cake.

I’ve seen Boba Fett costumes before, but I’ve never seen one like this. You decide, is this an awesome Boba Fett costume with a jetpack, or is it Boba Fett with explosive diarrhea? I really can’t tell.

Chewbacca is just a big deformed Ewok.

I don’t know who this mystery wookie woman is, but I think I’m in love.

I agree with this guy. The scene when Chewbacca carries the half assembled C3PO on his back is a great scene. It’s also a great idea for a costume. If I had no legs, I would definitely reply to this ad and proudly become the C3PO upon his back.

I’d like to think Darth is using hisforce powers to control all of these violin players. That would be badass. Still, conducting an orchestra is no where near as entertaining as an Imperial Hammer Dance.

Why go as a normal Star Wars character this Halloween, when you can go as a LEGO Star Wars character? LEGO obviously makes everything cooler.

Not sure if it’s weird or not, but this is pretty hot. Don’t judge me.

Nobody draws penises on Darth Vader’s Death Star! How insensitive could someone be? Vader has robotic arms and the love of his life is dead. Why remind him of his misfortune and inability? No way he’s using those robot hands on himself.

Obi Wan tells us what he really thinks about Mos Eisley. “You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy”, put into more simpler terms.

This Dagobah frog habitat is the perfect environment to raise your frogs in. Not only will they learn the ways of the force, but maybe, just maybe they’ll gain some of that famous Yoda insight. You can place the tadpoles in the same swamp that Luke’s X-Wing once called home, and when they’re old enough, they can movie right into Yoda’s hut. I think I might have to buy some frogs, just so I have a reason to buy this habitat.

The Dagobah Frog Habitat is $39.99 at ThinkGeek.com!

Anybody up for a Qui Gon-Jinn and tonic?

This delicious looking Star Destroyer cake is not only an awesome feat of culinary genius, it’s big enough to feed 100 people! I can’t imagine anybody wanting to cut this thing up and eat it though. I would gladly allow this cake to occupy and be the grand display of my entire freezer.

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Also, Star Wars: The Longest Crash Ever

Raise your glass in honor of those who lost their lives when the Death Star was destroyed. Thank goodness for the space traffic that help some up, and prevented them from being there.

Unfortunately, this is not a trailer for a movie. It’s not even a trailer for an awesome fan made YouTube video. It’s a trailer for a book. It’s a submission for the Star Wars: Death Troopers Book Trailer Competition made by 5ive by 5ive Studios. A book about zombie Stormtroopers. I would actually consider reading that. Marvel Zombies was epic, and still is. I can only assume Star Wars Zombies would be epic as well. Zombies in space!

Star Wars: Uncut, is a remake of Star Wars obviously. Not just any old big budget remake though. This movie consists of 15 second clips, made by the fans, strung together to make the entire Star Wars movie.

One clip might be a guy playing Luke Skywalker, the next clip might be a Luke Skywalker action figure playing Luke Skywalker, the next clip might be a woman dressed up like Luke Skywalker playing Luke Skywalker. The possibilities are endless. There are only 10 scenes remaining that need to be shot and approved for the final cut. When this thing is done, I can’t wait to watch it.

Check out the official site at StarWarsUncut.com

Red Leader takes his good time when dieing.

Any fortune cookie company that quotes Yoda, is cool in my book. Now I want some Chinese food…

“Can two smugglers share a spaceship without driving each other crazy?”

There’s really no explanation needed for this video. It’s a bunch of Wookies, Cantina Band things, and other Star Wars characters dancing to current mainstream music. Is a dancing Wookie not good enough reason to watch?

I thought it was a pretty cool looking poster, so I scanned through it, looking at all the Star Wars characters…and then I stopped, looked back up, and spotted a face. A face that doesn’t fit. Why was it there? I thought the poster was supposed to be a collage of Star Wars characters.

Check out the full poster below and see if you can find the problem. Hint: Right.

Darth Vader and his brigade of Imperial Stormtroopers bust out the hammer dance. Now if only somebody would tell those hammer pants flash mob people to do it wearing Star Wars costumes.

Isn’t he a little short to be a Stormtrooper? Oh, wait, nevermind. That’s the least of the problems in this picture.

Han Solo, being the opportunist he is, decides to use Leia getting shot as his chance to grab some boob. Funny thing is, I think this actually made it into the movie. You can see him set his hand on the flame, and quickly move it after getting burned. A smile crosses Leia’s face, Han gets to second base, and we get a great missed blooper. Win, win, win.

I guess if  I saw her at the beach, I wouldn’t be embarrassed if she saw my Star Wars beach towel, or my Star Wars swimming trunks. We can’t be totally sure if this really is woman though. If only we had Admiral Ackbar around to warn us.

Check out a larger photo below, and while you’re at it, here are some more Star Wars tattoos.

Okay, so maybe I was pandering to the prequel haters with that title. What can I say? I’m riding shotgun in the bandwagon. I don’t know about you guys, but I could definitely feature this on my DVD shelf. It’s awesome. Whoever came up with the idea is a modern day genius.

They are 6 inches deep, 12 inches Wide and 7.5 inches high, made of high quality poly-stone, and they’re individually hand painted. They also come with a unique number and certificate of authenticity.

Sadly, these bookends are only for pre-order right now. They start shipping in April 2010 according to the website. Right now they’re on sale for $189.99, originally $199.99. Pricey, but a definite must buy if you want to show off your Star Wars DVD collection or book collection with style.

On sale at StarWarsShop.com

I spent a few minutes trying to think up a few puns for this post, but I failed miserably. I wonder where these people got their tattoos done. Probably on Tattooine…or at a shop in the Darth Mall. See? That’s all I got.

Check out the gallery of Star Wars tattoos below! (click to enlarge)

Here is a t-shirt that any geek…or animal lover, must have. It comes for both guys and girls, and costs only $18 $15. Threadless user Tobias Fonseca created this. I didn’t realize anybody was actually named Tobias outside of Arrested Development.

So, if you have $18 $15 to spare, and need something to cover the upper half of your body, go pick up this shirt at Threadless.com.

This is a heartwarming photograph of LEGO Luke Skywalker and LEGO Darth Vader, enjoying a father and son bike ride through the park.

It’s a trap! Literally.

These are actually plush cookies, for looking at, not eating. The Crochet Queen from YummyPanCake made these for the internet to enjoy. I have to say, I wouldn’t mind having one of these made in a larger size to use a pillow, or at least something to cuddle with at night when it’s dark and scary.

I’ve been trying to think of a good pun to use for the title, but all I came up with was “They’re Chewcalate Flavored!” Obviously that’s not very good. If you have some wookie puns, post them in the comments.

Check out some large photos of these awesome Wookie Cookies below!

Source: yummypancake.blogspot.com

Every kid needs a Darth Daddy to throw them awesome Star Wars birthday parties. I’m counting 13 kids in this photo. 13 Padawan learners are still not enough for the power of the Dark Side. Their attempts to use the Force Push are obviously failing. I’m guessing they bought all those plastic lightsabers at the Darth Mall. Hahaha! Get it…?

So in honor of Star Wars Day, here are some past Star Wars posts on Geekstir:

- Video: What R2D2 is really saying.

- Miniature Battle of Hoth

- Video: Chewbacca Trapped in a Nightstand

- Video: Star Wars retold by somebody who’s never seen it.

- Video: That’s What She Said

- Video: Star Wars According to a 3-Year-Old

May the 4th be with you!

Redbubble seller and artist, rubyred, has shown us all that these Imperial AT-AT Walkers are actually real animals, and that the rebels should be ashamed for harming such fragile creatures. It’s not their faults the Empire has captured them, encased them in metal armor, forced them into labor, and strapped guns on their heads.

Pick up this shirt in many different colors and styles for $26. Pricey, but this a shirt any Star Wars geek must have.

What better way to join in with the thousands of protesters throwing rocks and breaking windows, than to throw on a nice pink Stormtrooper helmet and suit? It’s very fashionable, eye-catching, and delivers a point. Well…it doesn’t really deliver a point, but who cares? Geeks always have a unique way of protesting.

Check out the full photo below…

He used over 30,000 LEGO blocks, and took 11 months to build it. Not only that; he took it to a “hoe nuva level”. The ship even has LED lights throughout, giving it a realistic look against a starry backdrop. You can read all the specific build details here.

Check out some awesome pictures of the ship lit up, and in closer detail below…

It doesn’t matter how many times I hear the Cantina Band’s song, I always love it. It’s a classic, it’s a beautiful song. Kudos to this kid for making it even more classy.

We’ve all seen videos of people making LEGO “things” before, but this is just crazy. Watch these LEGO people build themselves a LEGO Millennium Falcon.

Okay; no more using the word “cute”.

Continue reading to see more photos. – technabob

I think my favorite is Admiral Ackbar, followed closely by Yoda.

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Do I need to say this is awesome? Probably not, I’m sure you can figure that out on your own. Check out this reenactment of the Battle of Hoth. Click on the thumbnails to enlarge.

“I don’t know why they call it Hoth, they should call it Coldth.” – Family Guy

A guy who goes by “Pepa Quin” created this beauty. You can check out the gallery of photos, showing the process of building the Millennium Falcon, at his website, Brickpics.com.

“To theaters, it will come.”

After all the push backs, Fanboys is FINALLY coming to theaters. Sounds like good news, but it’s really not. The movie is only going to be released in the following cities on February 6th:

• Austin, TX (1 screen)
• Chicago, IL (3 screens)
• Houston, TX (3 screens)
• Los Angeles, CA (10 screens)
• New York, NY (10 screens)
• Philadelphia, PA (5 screens)
• San Francisco, CA (6 screens)
• Seattle, WA (3 screens)

If the movie does well, it’ll get a wider release in the following weeks. I’m not too confident that the movie will hit my home town, even if the release is wider.

Fanboys Wiki

I wish my doors and drawers made chewbacca sounds when I opened them. Lucky…

Here are some Stormtroopers, living their lives, trying to be as normal as possible. Check out the photos below…

A New Hope

Empire Strikes Back

Return of the Jedi

This takes the cake. If you can find a better Spore creature, please post it in the comments.