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Sarah Palin is a Quitter, Likes Unprotected Sex and Porn

Mathue Shell — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:00:18 +0000

Sarah Palin’s Book Goes Rogue, Murders People, Has Book Sex

Mathue Shell — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:30:49 +0000

Sarah Palin’s book Going Rogue, goes rogue on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. I might buy this book, if it were cheaper than a pack of toilet paper, and I was really tight on cash. Then again, I might not. I don’t want my ass to catch the stupid.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Abraham Lincoln

Mathue Shell — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 21:00:48 +0000

I always knew Abraham Lincoln was the most bad ass President we ever had. He ended slavery, progressed our country, and he was a damn ninja! A mutant ninja!

The President Strikes Back. Obama Wields a Lightsaber!

Mathue Shell — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 18:40:40 +0000

President Obama wields a lightsaber on The Whitehouse lawn after announcing a bid for the 2016 Olympics to take place in Chicago.

I wonder if those crazy people with all the Nazi, Hitler, Tyrant, Communist, Muslim, and other “protest” signs at those circle jerk teabag “rallies” will find a way to Photoshop this picture into Obama holding a whip and forcing white people into slavery or some other humorously ridiculous scenario.

Check out the full photo and a bonus Photoshop below. Gawker via Getty

Bonus:

A Cause I Can Really Get Behind

Mathue Shell — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 19:53:03 +0000

Yeah! If anybody has the power to do it, it’s Obama, right? While he’s at it, can he get The Sarah Connor Chronicles brought back and force Fred off YouTube?

The Difference Between Left Wingers and Right Wingers

Mathue Shell — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 01:28:26 +0000

William Shatner Reads Sarah Palin’s Farewell “Speech”

Mathue Shell — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 18:39:31 +0000

So Sarah Palin resigned as Governor of Alaska, and she gave her farewell speech. I’m not really sure it was a speech though; more of a inarticulate ramble, as would be expected from somebody like her. Watch as Shatner himself delivers her words as a poem.

Obama’s Nerd Test from John Hodgman, PC of the Mac Commercials

Mathue Shell — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 15:47:30 +0000

John Hodgman, the PC from Apple’s Mac commercials, administered a nerd test to President Barack Obama last night. It brings a real joy to my heart, knowing that our President is a Star Trek geek. Watch the video, it’s a good laugh.

Pretty in Pink. An Imperial Stormtrooper Protests at the G20 Summit.

Mathue Shell — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 18:56:22 +0000

This photo was taken in London, during the G20 Summit this week.

What better way to join in with the thousands of protesters throwing rocks and breaking windows, than to throw on a nice pink Stormtrooper helmet and suit? It’s very fashionable, eye-catching, and delivers a point. Well…it doesn’t really deliver a point, but who cares? Geeks always have a unique way of protesting.

Check out the full photo below…

Change we can believe in.

Mathue Shell — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 21:29:09 +0000

Video: Obama Beatbox

Mathue Shell — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 00:16:12 +0000

Photo: This is How a Geek Protests.

Mathue Shell — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 04:16:32 +0000

The Daily Show: Jon Stewart and the Fox News Fear

Mathue Shell — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 00:06:15 +0000

CNN Headline: Obamas Juggle Inaugural Balls

Mathue Shell — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 21:15:43 +0000

CNN quickly removed the headline after realizing their “hairy” mistake.

I’m sure the guy who wrote that headline got “sacked.”

Video: George Bush Booed During His Final Moments as President

Mathue Shell — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 21:06:08 +0000

I heard a lot of news reporters calling the booing, “tacky”. I’m not sure what these guys are talking about. The entire world hates George Bush, and they let him know it yesterday.

Why should people let him leave office quietly, after all he has done? Starting an unnesscessary war, then being too proud to admit a mistake, and continuing that war for years. Torture, wire tapping, corruption, lies, idiocy.

What more reason do people need to be allowed to boo a man who has ignored the wishes of the citizens that elected him and pay his salary, taken our country and destroyed it’s economy, and destroyed our country’s respect amongst allies? Not to mention everything else…

Bush gets shoes thrown at him, the internet gets new material. [Gifs]

Mathue Shell — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 20:59:36 +0000

So unless you’ve been living under a rock for the past 2 days, you haven’t heard about this yet. An Iraqi reporter threw both of his shoes at President George Bush on Sunday. Bush dodged the first, the second missed. It’s a shame. I think he deserved to get hit with at least one of them. Anyways, the internet is storming, producing lots of funnies and lols for us to enjoy. Check out the original to the left. You can read the entire story, and see the actual video of the shoe throwing at BBC.co.uk. If the original isn’t funny enough for you, check out some of the remakes below. Continue reading to see Bush get captured by a Pokeball, dodge some dodgeballs, and more.

Barack Obama Joins the World of Warcraft

Mathue Shell — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 18:29:52 +0000

Barack Obama is our President!

Mathue Shell — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 04:12:07 +0000

All the votes are not even counted yet, but Obama has already won. It is projected that Obama will receive over 300 electoral votes, he sits at 297 as I post this. Already enough to win. This is a great day for America, a great day for the world.

Ignorant Woman Denies Halloween Candy to Obama Supporters

Mathue Shell — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 02:54:36 +0000

Considering most trick or treaters are children and teenagers, who are to young to even know or care about politics, this is pretty stupid. Like McCain, she wants to give the “candy” to a certain few. If elected, Obama will give the “candy” to everbody.

Family Guy on John McCain and Sarah Palin

Mathue Shell — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 17:05:00 +0000

The Sarah Palin Rap From Saturday Night Live

Mathue Shell — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 21:54:19 +0000

Whoever missed SNL last night really missed out on a great performance. Not a great performance from Sarah Palin, but a great performance from Amy Poehler. The most funny thing about it all is Sarah Palin though. The dumb bitch was getting ripped apart, and sat their flailing her arms around, attempting to dance to Amy Poehler rapping about her idiocy. Kudos to SNL. Obama ‘08! That’s right, Geekstir.com officially endorses Barack Obama for the President of the United States.

Colbert Blames the Machines on the Economic Crisis

Mathue Shell — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:18:06 +0000

Hayden Panettiere Political PSA

Mathue Shell — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:10:37 +0000

New trailer for “W.”

Mathue Shell — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 20:07:44 +0000