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Posted by Mathue Shell on October 13th, 2009 in Arts & Culture, Pictures, Politics

Teenage Mutant Ninja Abraham Lincoln

I always knew Abraham Lincoln was the most bad ass President we ever had. He ended slavery, progressed our country, and he was a damn ninja! A mutant ninja!

Posted by Mathue Shell on October 13th, 2009 in Nintendo, Pictures

You Ladies Like Gameboy?

It’s no secret that the ladies love handheld gaming. This guy must have been pulling in serious tail after everybody at his school saw this badass Game Boy advertisement.

Posted by Mathue Shell on October 13th, 2009 in Comics, Pictures

Book PDF

Why bother reading a book, when you can read your computer?

Posted by Mathue Shell on October 13th, 2009 in Gadgets & Tech, Pictures

Evolution of Cell Phones

Also Check Out: The Evolution of Apple, The Evolution of Game Controllers, The Evolution of Nintendo Characters

Posted by Mathue Shell on October 13th, 2009 in Pictures, WTF

Girls Only Cleaning Trolly

Girls are meant to do the cleaning. Rightfully so, their toys as children should teach them about the ways of life, and their natural duties in the world. Read the box, follow the instructions.

Posted by Mathue Shell on October 12th, 2009 in Pictures, The Internet

Lightsaber Cut Through Superman

So it turns of that the users of Yahoo! Answers are actually useful. This guy has answered a question that I’ve been wondering about for, well, forever! I’ve always wondered what would happen if some lightsaber wielding Sith took a swipe at Superman. Now I have a logical, well thought out conclusion of what might happen.

Posted by Mathue Shell on October 11th, 2009 in Nintendo, Pictures, The Internet

Video Game Facebook Status Updates

Ever wonder what it would be like to befriend some of the most famous video game characters on Facebook? Wonder no more! Who would’ve guessed that Tails is totally in love and obsessed with Sonic? Now when the Princess is kidnapped again, and again, and again, you’ll know! I just hope somebody helps Diddy Kong out of those barrels. Poor guy might suffocate.

Posted by Mathue Shell on October 11th, 2009 in Pictures

Survive a Zombie Infestation

Okay, so this is pretty common sense stuff. Do your best to avoid the flesh eating zombies. If you do come in contact with the carnivorous ex-living, your only chance is to destroy the brain. Then again, it really does depend on what type of zombie outbreak you’re dealing with. Are they fast or slow? The factor that could decide your fate. If they’re slow, you have a good chance of avoiding them, if they’re fast, you’d better do your best to avoid them. Disposal is another problem. It depends on the virus. Can it go airborne when incinerating the corpses? Your best bet for disposal is to call the Toronto Department of Zombie Disposal. Another good idea is to always keep an Emergency Zombie Kit in your car, in your home, and in your workplace.

Posted by Mathue Shell on October 11th, 2009 in Nintendo, Pictures

Donkey Kong Soda Boxes

So the store manager was thinking to himself, “How do we get kids to want to buy more soda? I’ve got it! Build a Donkey Kong soda mountain!” Well, it was a brilliant idea, because now I want some crappy root beer. I also want for my NES to hook itself up for some Donkey Kong playage.

Posted by Mathue Shell on October 10th, 2009 in Pictures

Michael Vick World of Warcraft

Sad thing is, Michaelvick can’t even understand what that Tauren just said. He’s a human. – Halolz

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