Sure they look good, but what happens when it rains during their epic battle? Nobody wants soggy Transformers. Not even if Megan Fox is there. Well, maybe…Who am I kidding? If they took all of the Transformers out of the movie and fired all of the actors except Megan Fox, and just called the movie “Megan Fox”, I’d be there, in the theater, on opening day.

Remember that part in the first Pokemon movie where Ash kind of dies and Pikachu starts to cry? That’s probably the saddest thing I’ve ever seen. I was only 10 when I first saw it, and it’s something I’ll never forget. Good thing he came back to life. Spoiler alert?

Damn you Tarkin! You’re a liar, you’re a monster! The pumpkin people of Pumpkin Alderaan were peaceful, they had no weapons!

Sure, Peach may be a man, but this is still awesome.

I’ve seen Boba Fett costumes before, but I’ve never seen one like this. You decide, is this an awesome Boba Fett costume with a jetpack, or is it Boba Fett with explosive diarrhea? I really can’t tell.

A gamer will do whatever it takes to get his game on. If that means going to Walmart, getting down on your knees, and playing the demo Nintendo DS, so be it. There is no shame when you’re talking about a man, and his need to play.

I almost feel bad this guy has to go to such extremes though. Just think of all the kids with dirty, grubby hands who have played that DS before. Wiping their snot and tear soaked hands all over it after their parents refuse to buy them one. It definitely can’t be good for the knees either.

If I had to choose, I’d much rather have that Edward Cullen shower curtain that stares at you when you poop, than to ever meet a person wearing these. You think this isn’t that weird? Well check out what the inside of the underwear looks like…

Considering that the majority of people who would wear these underwear are underage, it’s even more messed up.

I suddenly feel like firing up my Atari 2600.

It was all a hallucination. Don’t do mushrooms, kids. Not even Super Mushrooms.

There’s absolutely nothing wrong with wearing backwards robes and watching Twilight…if you’re a female.

Join together in supporting our Koopa Troopas in their fight against the evil Italian plumbers who invade the Mushroom Kingdom.

As if The Bible wasn’t aimed for the redneck population enough already. How could they resist buying this special edition Bible? Nascar and Jesus. Perfect combination. At the end, Jesus wins the Daytona 500.

I agree with this guy. The scene when Chewbacca carries the half assembled C3PO on his back is a great scene. It’s also a great idea for a costume. If I had no legs, I would definitely reply to this ad and proudly become the C3PO upon his back.

Easily one of the best pumpkin carvings this Halloween. I might actually try to copy this. I would have the coolest pumpkin on the block for sure. I would try, but just looking at this is making me want to go hook up my Sega Genesis and fire up my Earthworm Jim cartridge.

Why go as a normal Star Wars character this Halloween, when you can go as a LEGO Star Wars character? LEGO obviously makes everything cooler.

Whoa, this is creepy. Without his signature mustache, Mario looks like a freshly delivered baby. I’m not sure I can ever play a Mario game ever again without seeing his naked cartoon body.

Whatever you do, never get drunk and accidentally let people know how cool you think Twilight is.

Bruce Campbell is awesome. Enough said.

Abraham Lincoln’s face is a very versatile canvas. He can pull of Super Mario Lincoln, Teenage Mutant Ninja Lincoln, and even Mighty Morphin’ Power Lincoln.

Not sure if it’s weird or not, but this is pretty hot. Don’t judge me.

Know your meme.

Nobody draws penises on Darth Vader’s Death Star! How insensitive could someone be? Vader has robotic arms and the love of his life is dead. Why remind him of his misfortune and inability? No way he’s using those robot hands on himself.

Never underestimate the cleverness of people on the internet. Never!

This is logical. Cats always land on their feet. Toast always lands butter down.

Next time you play Mario, just remember; every coin you collect helps to fund his addiction.

Only a heartless Pokemon trainer would ask his poor, innocent Electrode to commit suicide.

Someone figured out that if you take South America, overlap it with Africa, and turn it counter-clockwise 90 degrees, you get a Tyrannosaurus Rex! Mind = Blown.

Forget Jesus, forget Darwin, forget all you think you know about the importance of fish.

Any young girl having trouble deciding what she wants to be when she grows up, needs to look no further than the video game section at your local store. With the diverse fields of expertise, what girl couldn’t decide what to go for? She can be a make up artist, a wedding planner, a babysitter, or even a cheerleader!

“When this baby hits 88mph, you’re gonna see some serious shit.” – Doc Brown

We’ve already seen facebook status updates from video game characters like Sonic, Princess Peach, and Diddy Kong. Now we get to follow the lives of some of our favorite superheroes like Spider-Man, Bruce Wayne, and Superman.

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This is what it looks like after Steve Jobs reenacts that scene from American Pie. iPPLE Pie?

Anybody up for a Qui Gon-Jinn and tonic?

I always wondered where the wild things were. No wonder everybody wants to see this movie so bad. Put a shirt on a hot chick and you’ve got yourself some free advertising. – More Photos (Link to NSFW Pics)

He’s the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we’ll hunt him because he can take it. Because he’s not our hero. He’s a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A bark knight.

This is what happens when you teach English to Japanese people.

Pwned. Prawned.

Since Disney bought Marvel, we’ve all been looking forward to some crossovers. Some more than others. Who wouldn’t like to see Wolverine slice and dice Cruella de Vil from 101 Dalmatians? That bitch deserves it. Isn’t Hannah Montana from Disney? It would be pretty awesome to see Captain America kick her in the face.

How much of an obsessed fangirl do you have to be to buy this? I would hope no fanboys purchased this. Who in their right mind wants a shower curtain with a giant face on it, staring you straight in the eyes when you’re doing your business? Well, I guess a lot of people would like that. This Edward Cullen shower curtain is for sale on Etsy, but it’s sold out.

This has to be one of the best license plates I’ve seen…and I’ve seen a lot of them. Not only is the plate awesome, but the car too. I would kill for a Delorean. I would sell my first born for a normal Delorean. I would sell my first and second born if the Delorean was a movie replica. Everytime I gave somebody a ride, I’d be sure to tell them, “Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need roads.” I’d say that even if they hadn’t asked a question.

I always knew Abraham Lincoln was the most bad ass President we ever had. He ended slavery, progressed our country, and he was a damn ninja! A mutant ninja!

It’s no secret that the ladies love handheld gaming. This guy must have been pulling in serious tail after everybody at his school saw this badass Game Boy advertisement.

Why bother reading a book, when you can read your computer?

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Girls are meant to do the cleaning. Rightfully so, their toys as children should teach them about the ways of life, and their natural duties in the world. Read the box, follow the instructions.

So it turns of that the users of Yahoo! Answers are actually useful. This guy has answered a question that I’ve been wondering about for, well, forever! I’ve always wondered what would happen if some lightsaber wielding Sith took a swipe at Superman. Now I have a logical, well thought out conclusion of what might happen.

Ever wonder what it would be like to befriend some of the most famous video game characters on Facebook? Wonder no more! Who would’ve guessed that Tails is totally in love and obsessed with Sonic? Now when the Princess is kidnapped again, and again, and again, you’ll know! I just hope somebody helps Diddy Kong out of those barrels. Poor guy might suffocate.

Okay, so this is pretty common sense stuff. Do your best to avoid the flesh eating zombies. If you do come in contact with the carnivorous ex-living, your only chance is to destroy the brain. Then again, it really does depend on what type of zombie outbreak you’re dealing with. Are they fast or slow? The factor that could decide your fate. If they’re slow, you have a good chance of avoiding them, if they’re fast, you’d better do your best to avoid them. Disposal is another problem. It depends on the virus. Can it go airborne when incinerating the corpses? Your best bet for disposal is to call the Toronto Department of Zombie Disposal. Another good idea is to always keep an Emergency Zombie Kit in your car, in your home, and in your workplace.

So the store manager was thinking to himself, “How do we get kids to want to buy more soda? I’ve got it! Build a Donkey Kong soda mountain!” Well, it was a brilliant idea, because now I want some crappy root beer. I also want for my NES to hook itself up for some Donkey Kong playage.

Sad thing is, Michaelvick can’t even understand what that Tauren just said. He’s a human. – Halolz

“This is one movie where he didn’t slime anyone.” – pettyjesus on Reddit

Not sure which is funnier, the fact that the guy Darius said this knowing the girl’s father was in the conversation, or the fact that the father said, “that black guy”. Another reason why parents on facebook is a bad thing. Actually, it might just be a good thing. We always need new reasons to laugh at other people on the internet.

This emergency zombie kit comes with the essentials, the bare minimum. It comes with a machete, for close combat and a shotgun for when you’re up against multiple flesh craving zombies. The lid to the kit also doubles as a riot shield, so you can block the lunging bites, throw the zombie to the ground, and beat it’s head in.

Keep in mind, these are only the first things you need in order to survive a zombie infestation. Instead of going into detail about shelter, food, and everything else you will need to survive such a thing, I’ll point you in the direction of the book that will save your life. The Zombie Survival Guide. As you can see, it only costs $10 from Amazon.com, and I’m sure you’re willing to spend $10 to survive. I’ve got my copy, I hope you have yours.

I guess this kid just woke up one day and said to himself, “Today; I’m going to get the most kickass haircut of all time.” He then proceeded to eat a bowl of nails for breakfast and shave with broken glass.

This is way better than the Hairdouken.

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Not only do the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles love their pizza, but April O’Neal digs guys who eat out.

This is true. Some questions cannot be answered by Google. That’s what Yahoo Answers is for! Not all questions can be answered by a certain religion’s scripture either. Not all questions can be answered, period. That’s what theory, scientific research, and open mindedness is for. This is almost as bad as that church sign that says, “If Your Faith is Big Enough, Facts Don’t Matter.”

Take note. If you ever feel you may have made some mistakes on a test, draw a cute animal saying, “Hello”, and the professor might just let it slide.

Here is a list of things that women look for in men. One being…”Did not pick Charmander as first Pokemon.” I’m glad to say that I always started with Bulbasaur. Easily the most superior of the three. That is, until all those new Pokemon came out. Damn kids and their new Pokemon. 151 true Pokemon exist. The rest? Corporate greed sucking in the next generation, the generation after that, and so on.

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I don’t even know where to start. The cheap frozen TV dinner, the milk crate, the dirty towel, the VCR…Luigi’s Mansion. I think I had a better gaming setup than this when I was 4. At least the guy who owns this setup is loyal. The picture of Satoru Iwata on the wall lets us all know that he’s a Nintendo fanboy, and he’s not ashamed to admit it. Good for him. Or her…?

Sure, this USS Enterprise dog costume looks cool, but does it have lasers? Can Riker control it with a joystick? Actually, I think this might be animal abuse…As far as dogs in costumes go, no dog tops Zeldog.

Any fortune cookie company that quotes Yoda, is cool in my book. Now I want some Chinese food…